Saturday, February 19, 2005

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Um, excuse me. Hi. Gosh, I’m so sorry to come into the conversation so late, but I thought I should jump in and say something. It’s about all this anti-gay marriage stuff and family values and all that. Actually I have a question I wanted to ask. I guess it’s kind of a rhetorical question , since I don’t know who really is gonna even want to try to think of an answer, but I figure someone’s gotta ask it and I guess it’s gonna have to be me. I mean, if no one has asked it yet, then I guess it must be because they left it up to me. Sheesh!

So let me introduce myself. I’m a guy named Jeff, but you know?, I’m not sure I like that name so much anymore, it sounds a little too close to Jesus, and I sure as heck know that I’m through with Jesus after all these people been mixing that name up with a buncha really twisted shit in the past few years. Buncha racists and bigots calling me their personal lord and savior and all that, you know, I just gonna have to dump that name. Maybe some other Messiah can pick it up and use it. SO you can call me Tinky Winky now. So yeah this is the tele-tubbie Christ, the son of the teletubbie God and I had a question I wanted to ask.

The question I have for all you people out there who call yourselves Christians who like to order up your “family values” cooked up Southern-style with some chicken fried homophobia with a dollop of white supremacy with the gravy on the side. I’m not sure why nobody ever asked this before, it really is kind of strange that I’m the one who had to ask after all these years. If I had known you were gonna get this far off track I probably would have come back somewhere along the way to try to straighten you out, but my tele-tubbie daddy had the plan all worked out and he had me busy with a few other things. Maybe he just wanted to let things go on their own just like he always does, at least for a while anyway. A coupla thousand years is a good amount of time to let things sort of settle into what they are trying to become. Live and let live, that’s what he always says. He’s just really into that gosh-darned freedom thing. You know, like freedom to become the person you really want to be? I guess it’s so he can really know who you are so on Judgment Day he knows exactly who he is dealing with. But I have to say, I am pretty amazed. Anyway, sorry, I’ll get to the question now. Here it is, and I’ll just say it straight up: What the hell kind of guy do you think my dad is, anyway? Did you think he was a racist homophobic kind a guy that loves to hate people, like you do? He’s not quite like that, and well, I gotta tell ya, I really don’t think you would like him. He’s really different from you. You really probably don’t even want to bother, because when you find out who he is you are gonna feel like a really big jerk.

I’m just curious, like what sort of relationship were you thinking you were gonna have with your Creator when you were with him in Heaven? Did you ever think about that? I mean were you gonna be golfing buddies or were you and him were gonna be like a coupla’ guys with beer bellies who like to watch football on Sundays? Someone to go with to the Monster truck rallies? Someone you can go out gay bashing with? IS that the kind of God you were hoping for? Did you ever think a thought like, “when I’m in heaven with God, I wanna do this with him, or I wanna show my appreciation to him in this way or that way?” Did you ever for one second think, “jeez, I just can’t wait to meet my Creator?” I mean you must have thought he was a nice guy, otherwise why even bother being a Christian? But really somehow, I just don’t see where you were really thinking about what your relationship you would have with God would look like.

It’s kind of a little bit upsetting to say this, but I really think I should. See, you actually are a bit confused. You kinda got your gods switched up… gosh, how come no one told these people??? You actually have the wrong God in mind, our God isn’t like the one that you want. Yours is the other one. No, I’m not saying that, I don’t think your God is Satan. No your God isn’t exactly Satan. Funny thing, I think its possible there really is no Satan, we just made him up to help us get rid of the real problem, that really sick god that’s the one that you guys like. That really sick woman and her really sick son, Oedipus. The Queen and Prince of Shame. Sorry to have to be the one to give you what may seem like bad news, but I just showed up on the scene, so don’t blame me for waiting until the eleventh hour.

Anyway, that is the God you are worshiping. They have a way of doing that to people, making people worship them while thinking that they were worshiping my father. It’s a funny thing. Amazing how they get away with that. You’re not gonna like this, but I think I have to tell you their name. See, that really sick woman, she had a really bad case of penis envy and wanted to be the God of this world instead of Satan, so like she came up with this really sick plan. Oh my. It’s pretty sick, but you need to hear this, you really need to know. See, she wanted to be God but you know, she herself mighta been a bit confused on who god really was. In truth we already have a God who’s a pretty darn wonderful, a perfect tele-tubbie God in every way, but this world is a place where Satan has been allowed to have a shot at his idea of a world of mortality with an incest taboo. She saw the taboo as her opportunity to take control from Satan. So she tried to think up a way she could take the power away from him by this really twisted plot that to be honest I can’t really explain, other than sort of twisting everyone’s minds into another dimension or something and making everything all messed up in a Matrix sort of a way, and then making up all kinds of lies and stuff. See, she and her shamed son are like vampires or parasites and they been running around messing things up for a long time. So we set this up trap thingy called “this world” and we let Satan run the show, and that’s when her and her son the antichrist come in. And now we got ‘em and we’re gonna flush em out forever. Well here’s the bad news, unfortunately for you, we’re gonna hafta flush out the people who worhip them too. But I’ll get back to that in a sec. I was gonna tell you a bit more about her methods. See, she tempted her son, you know, to do her, and then she shamed him so that she could completely control him. Well anyway, to make an extremely long story short, her son is this guy who came into the world as Mohammed and they started this religion called Islam, where they go to the mosque and get really really ashamed together and then they fight and blow people up and stuff. Well you chose a better religion than that, but then you turned it into just another sect of Islam. See, Your God, the one who hates fags and all that, that god is called “Allah,” the goddess of the shamed. She and her son are walking disasters and they seemed to have suckered some of you into their twisted ways of thinking.

See the thing is, our God, whose name I won’t say right now, is the God of Love, and Allah, your God is the God of Shame. Our God is a very very sweet loving guy. I mean his love is just indescribable, it’s so beautiful and perfect. But its really intimate and stuff, and I know you’re not into that at all, so don’t feel bad, you’ld be totally turned off by all the fags messing around in the Temple. Really our heaven is absolutely not your cup of tea. Our father is all warm and cuddly, like the ultimate teletubbie. I mean, he’s really like a child God. He has the heart of a child. Like everyone else in heaven. We’re all like kids here. And kids don’t like hate one another and stuff. And they don’t have shame. Everyone just happily loves everyone, boys loving boys, girls loving girls, children loving their parents, see we don’t have your silly little taboos in our heaven. We are one family in our heaven, one really really sweet little pussy cat of a mother who just likes to cuddle with her kitties all day long, and our daddy, I mean, you can’t even begin to describe how sweet and loving he is. I mean, we like live in a cartoon world up here and we all just squeek around like the cutest little tele-tubbies you ever saw. And I mean, I just love my daddy so much, I can hardly stand it. I mean when we start making love in the temple, the whole place is gonna melt into a puddle of the sweetest happiness anyone ever imagined.

So, even though I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to be with us, it’s pretty clear to me that our heaven just isn’t your kind of place. I don’t think you’re gonna like Allahland very much either, cuz down there they just like eat each other and stuff, its really not nice at all, but I think there might be a little special alternative for you people with your hybrid, your Allah in Christian clothing.

I think maybe we’ve arranged for the kind of heaven you want. We’ll give you a Christ who doesn’t talk about shame. I think the guy we have lined up for you is named Moon, you know, the guy whose followers call themselves “Moonies.” His organization is the Unification Church. I think they already declared him to be the messiah, so he’s ready for you, he’s ready to be our personal Lord and Savior whenever your ready to go to him! I’m so sorry, I know you don’t like brown skin and “slanty eyes” but there’s nothing you can do about that. My daddy’s got those too, plus he likes boys, so you’re for sure stuck on the brown skin and slanty eyes, one way or the other. I mean Moon’s eyes are a lot more slanty, but at least he’s not into boys.

I mean here’s your three choices as far as I know. Become a Moslem and move to Iraq and worship Allah when we send her over there, or the two guys from Asia, the God and the false christ. No other choices. We don’t have any all straight white male scenarios to offer you. You’ll have your time with Allah later on, so I say, your best bet for now is Moon. You know my dad, he’s the guy they used to call Krishna, back when that’s who he was. (I’ll try to paint a picture that’s will make you so glad you’re not coming to our heaven…) So if you did come over to our heaven you’ld have to deal with the fact that a whole bunch of those Hari Krishna people are gonna be up there singing and ringing their bells and chanting. And I know you’re not into that. At least Moon is more subdued than that. He’ll wear nice grey suits for you.

Well, so I wanna tell you about this other little heaven we might be arranging for you. I mean you’re gonna love this. Remember Hitler talked about a thousand years of peace that he was gonna bring to the world? Just like it says in the Bible? That’s this sort of temporary place - though you have to admit, a thousand years is pretty generous amount of time – where you can be with your own Christ, your own God, (you can make him up however you want him to be, you’ll like that, much better than having to deal with someone real who has real feelings and a real sensitive side that does get offended sometimes) and you can have everyone wearing a nice crisp police uniform and all of you can have a little can of herbicide that you can carry around to try to eradicate the cannabis plants that will inevitably be popping up all over the place since we, over in this other heaven, will be growing so much of the stuff and birds will be flying by and pooping out the seeds all over your place,,, so anyway, I’m sorry in advance about the epidemic of pot plants coming up everywhere, but that’s something to keep yourself busy on your rounds with your police uniform, making sure no one is touching anyone or loving anyone in an unacceptable way. Everyone can carry their billy-club phalluses around and hit people over the head who disobey any of the rules. Especially anyone who does anything indecent that reminds people of how ashamed they are.

So anyway, I forget where I was, was I asking you a question? Oh yeah I was telling you about your fascist Heaven that we’re gonna give you. Maybe everything south of the Mason Dixon Line. You can fly your confederate flags and we promise, no one is gonna make you take it down. You can make things just how you want “em.

It’s gonna be interesting to see what you will make of your heaven. I think we’re just have a good ol’ time over here in this heaven watching the spectacle over in that one. What did you think your heaven would look like? I mean, you were gonna live in heaven with a God and a bunch of you racist homophobic Christians together in exactly what kind of paradise? Football Sundays, Monster trucks on Mondays and World Wrestling on Tuesdays, Then two days of Nascar, that brings us to Friday, maybe just drink beer and mow the lawn on Friday.. hmm Saturdays have to be for golf, right? It really just doesn’t sound that great to me, but whatever floats your boat.

But it is kind of funny to me that you never got a chance to understand who your God was. I think you just had to sort of feel your way into inventing your own religion. I mean its kind of like supply and demand. The preachers that gave you what you wanted were the ones that got your money on Sunday, so the whole thing just slowly morphed into what you really wanted which is a religion of Shame. I guess that’s kind of how religions get made. Huh! Interesting! And you really did invent your own religion, because it sure as hell has nothing to do with me or my Dad! I mean nothing could be furher from the reality of how we think and who we are. So now you know. Nothing’s changed really, other than the names. Your heaven will look just the same as it would have even if you knew your God was named Allah, it makes no difference. In fact, I bet in a thousand years, it will look exactly like Allahland. SO it will be a nice smooth transition. Your idea of heaven will look just like hers, because it is.

One more thing. Now that you know your God is Allah, can you stop offending me by calling your religion Christianity? I mean, its up to you, but I just thought I’d ask. Oh I forgot, your gonna join the Unification Church. OK, that’s cool with me. You really should just call whatever religion you follow, Allahism. I mean, I don’t even want to call it Islam, because their religion is a big fat lie. I mean, does the Koran even mention that the real God of Islam, Allah, is really a woman and her son who she shamed after she got him to do her? No. So Allahism would be a good name to give it once people who worship the God of Shame know who their God really is. Anyway, call it whatever you want. Maybe your man Moon will have an answer.

Anyway, thanks for listening. Good luck in your future with Allah! Take care! Sorry things didn’t work out exactly like you thought, but like I said your Heaven will be pretty much the same, you just have to get used to having a woman God, instead of a male God.

At least that way you will be comfortable loving your God, because you can love women, but you would never in a million years be able to love our god, because you obviously are completely disinterested in ever loving a male god. I mean, there really is only one difference between a god and a man, and that is that we gods don’t have the problem with shame that you people have. So in heaven we guys like to lie around and play with one another. Its really nice, but I know you’re not into that stuff anyway. So no loss for you, and now you have a God you can love and touch and be intimate with.

Sincerely,
Tinky Winky

Friday, February 18, 2005

The following Notice is from the Proof of the Existence of God Department (18)

The following Notice is from the Proof of the Existence of God Department

A Message from someone claiming to be the Christ:

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters,

I am an upstanding member of your community who has made many very positive contributions to the general well being of the people of this city. I have in fact been noted numerous times as an exemplary member of this community by various person and institutions generally recognized as sound judges of character, intention and good works.

I sincerely hope that it is worth your time to hear what I have to say.

I am a 46 year old guy born, raised and presently living in Seattle who has for about one and a half years been shamelessly, consistently and with steadily increasing conviction, claiming to be the Christ. I have spent about fifteen thousand dollars of my money to purchase full page ads in the weekly newspaper called The Stranger, the publication that I deemed most likely to provide a receptive audience to what I have had to say, so that I could lay my heart out before everyone who cared to turn their attention my way by presenting a sort of play-by-play account of the process of spiritual awakening that I have been undergoing.

After successfully building a business beginning with $200 and the humblest of ideas and intentions in 1988 to a very highly regarded and successful company with over ten million dollars in sales and 160 employees, a company that has long been considered and received much recognitions as such by many people to be among the very most progressive and upstanding businesses in Seattle, and is nationally regarded by people in its industry as an industry-wide leader in several respects, (oddly enough, my now former company even won official recognition from the leading trade magazine in its industry as the leader in the industry in the category of profitability, even though profitability has never been a priority of mine, as people who have worked with me, as well as the record of my actions, will attest). In my humble opinion my company became, under my ownership and control, one of the most excellent business ventures on planet earth with respect to the degree that it remained successful while maintaining an extremely strong commitment to the sort of values that made interacting with it as an employee, customer, supplier and service providers an experience that was consistently at the very top of the curve any way you want to slice or dice it. Many people in all of those categories will testify to this if and when questioned. (I expect that I may be accused of terrible things as a result of this announcement, so I am just laying groundwork here.)

I have made huge financial sacrifices in order to be true to my own sense of the importance, for not only myself but for everyone in my community, of expressing myself freely. My commitment to what I have felt was the truth has probably cost me at least half of my substantial financial net worth over the past two years, which is to say, it has cost me several million dollars. I was put in a position of having to sell my company under extremely inopportune circumstances at a price much lower than the company would otherwise have been worth, in order to give priority to fulfilling what I felt was my purpose in this world, which was to become the person that I knew I had to become, by the very definition of who I am, namely, the one who saves the asses of the people who are willing to give up shame from what I believe would have been an eternity of wishing that they could somehow let go of the idea that they exist as a sentient being in an unreal and very unpleasant experience called Hell.

I have been almost entirely ignored. I have spent an average of about $150 on newspaper ads for each person who has showed up to hear me speak while I have sat, night after night, in an empty room waiting to see if anyone would accept an invitation to have a conversation with me. I consider myself very gentle and approachable, and I can see no reason why anyone would have been frightened or threatened by me in any way. I have been reaching out from my heart to my human family and community and the response has been shockingly guarded.

I have been marginalized, imprisoned against my will, for the stated reason that I was experiencing the wrong kind of happiness, in a mental hospital; I was begged for inexplicable reasons to stop trying to become the person I have been trying to become; I have had countless people call me crazy. Someone I who I thought I respected and saw as a sort of rabbi character who I had expected would present my situation to the Jewish rabbinical community say “you can’t call yourself the messiah, that’s taboo.” I had people tell me that my self-expression was damaging to themselves, their loved ones and the community in general.

Anyone who had not conquered shame would have long ago run and hide in the nearest rat hole after doing what I have done and finding so little interest. In my opinion, the apparent absence of shame on my part should have been seen as compelling evidence that I may indeed be the Christ, as any genuinely sincere attempt at understanding the human condition as understood by the tradition from which the Christ appears as an historical character would clearly have informed a person that Shame is named as the problem of the human condition in the Judeo-Christian tradition and that therefore, the Christ, when he shows up, might very well be expected to have the extremely rare characteristic of being someone who would not flinch in the face of the potential shame associated with calling himself the Christ, even more so after apparently failing to be correct in making certain prophesies that I had taken great pains to make. Furthermore one would reasonably think that if the Christ did show up he would be talking about shame, a topic that anyone who has paid any attention to me whatsoever over the past few months knows I have been hammering upon persistently as THE MAJOR issue at hand in the End Times. Are people really that unaware that Shame is the entire problem with the human race when it so clearly says to in the Book of Genesis chapter one, the Creation Story itself? No. People are just that ashamed of their own shame. You will be hearing a lot of utterances in the coming weeks, months and years that will very boldly challenge the attachment to shame that presents a serious threat to the well-being of the immortal soul of each and every person alive in this world

There are many ways that I have seen people here in Seattle attempting to ignore the very compelling possibility that I am the Christ. Many people witnessed me dancing while in a trance at this year’s Fremont Art’s Council Winter Solstice Feast. What they saw, and what most turned their eyes quickly away from, was someone truly having an ecstatic trance dance experience unlike anything anyone there had ever witnessed. The person regarded by many of those in the know as the best African-style tribal drummer (of any ethnicity) in Seattle said that he had never had the experience in six years in the US of seeing someone in such a state of being while dancing to his drumming, something that he is familiar with in his West African culture.

My ability as a man in particular to dance in a way that expresses the multi-dimensional experience of truly being absorbed into the complex rhythms of African tribal drumming and to make my body move in a way that really expresses all of the sound is all the proof that anyone whose has attained what I have attained would require to be quite certain that I have indeed attained an extremely unusual state of consciousness, which will be referred to by many, beginning with myself, as “Heaven.” Very well respected persons on the subject will soon testify that very few if any men on Earth can dance in a way that would be correctly described as “ecstatic” with the intensity that I can. The dancing of the Christ will be an important spectacle at many fantastic parties that will be taking place in the near future, at which many of the greatest musical artists in the world will be playing. I am hoping that a song that goes as follows will be among the first played at the first official party of Heaven by one person in particular who I know will be playing a lot of incredible music, much of it composed with my dancing in mind, for the duration of the foreseeable future. It goes like this: “My my hey hey, rock and roll is here to stay, there’s more to the picture than meets the eye, rock and roll can never die.”

Anyway, once again, it is shame that prevented people from being comfortable being in my presence. Rather than saying, “wow, can you teach me something about how to achieve that obviously ecstatic state of being?” people, men in particular, instead turn in shame. This is among people who believe themselves to be desirous of having an “ecstatic dance” experience.

The reason the Christ is murdered by his brother when he was Abel, almost sacrificed as Isaac (Abraham, you were so willing to kill me! Why couldn’t you have begged the Creator to let me live? Why did you just say, OK God, sure no problem I’ll be happy to do that for you? Was it something about my lack of shame?), crucified as Jesus, and ignored and imprisoned in a mental hospital this time, is that people who have shame do not like to expose themselves to the presence of people who do not. (Note: I will have many interesting things to say about Abraham, the most enigmatic of all Bible figures in my experience. I believe this charismatic character to have been Adam and Abram/Abraham and also to be Lucifer who is also called Satan, which means he was the person who attempted to tempt Jesus when he was fasting in the wilderness. Abraham appears to me as a sort of double agent; the devil, but possibly an agent of God, whose fate is other than what is told in the Bible.)

I will be recognized as Christ and, in spite of my best effort to communicate myself as graciously and humbly as I possibly could, prior to this statement only one person will have gone out on a limb to recognize me as a person to be taken seriously in a way that caused him to risk shame, simply by saying to people, even strangers, that he thought I was making a fairly compelling case that I am the Christ. This person ,who is probably an incarnation of some famous Old Testament prophet, has thus also distinguished himself as being a person to have a notable disregard for shame, and is also, like me, someone whom many people have categorized as “mentally ill,” and who lives a life in the unhappy margins of society. My own biological brother, who I believe to be a literal incarnation of an angel, had spent most of his life feeling deeply alienated from his fellow human beings because of an experience he has had of feeling very close to God. My biological father was also an incarnation of a being from the pantheon of gods and archangels and was an extremely depressed person, a matter about which I anticipate being illuminated about by God the father, who has informed me, through published material he has put out into the world for all to see and that I apparently and randomly stumbled across, that he may know a great deal about my father, whom I do not believe he ever met in his current life.

The most Holy God himself will probably express his disappointment that not only I have been ignored and avoided because of the Shame of others, even though I was the one who was taking the very large risk of shame, but He will also express a rather intense sentiment of… shall I say frustration?... that, because of the Shame of others, the people who yearn to know Him are marginalized and categorized as mentally ill, and are made into the most miserable people on planet Earth because of how they are treated by others. He will concur with my observation that a person who attempts to vanquish Shame in their life is always met with a response from others that seeks to make them even more ashamed. Shame will be proclaimed as the source of all evil, and the shame-reinforcing tendencies of human beings will be a topic of much discussion and condemnation.

Ladies and Gentlemen, whether or not I am the Christ, I, Jeff Fairhall proclaim my own personal war on Shame. I will be as determined as the Terminator to destroy what remains of my own shame, and I will speak out, for as long as I survive the efforts that will be made to shut me up, against the continued practice of shame-mongering that is the one and only plague of this world. Though obviously I speak for myself, I sincerely believe that I will be fully supported in these statements by the other two members of the “Holy Trinity.” Here is the Message brought by the Christ at the advent of the End Times: Lose shame or your soul will perish, because shame is a disease that must and will now, presently, be eradicated from any and all worlds in which the Creator of this world will take any further personal interest beyond the year 2012. If you can give up shame you are coming with us, if you cannot, you must and will be left to your own devises: I say “must” because it will be necessary in order to protect everything Good that would otherwise exist forever from be ruined. This is the moment when Shame is being vanquished from the worlds of happiness invented by the one and only Creator capable of creating a creation that is successful.

The opposite of Shame is Faith. The Christ is the person who has perfected Faith and thus who destroys Shame, the force of anti-existence that is the enemy of existence itself. Faith is not something that you have; it is something that you do. I am not talking about “a faith” as in a religion; I am talking about faith as in a state of mind.

I have this to say about Faith, a subject about which the Christ is, I have heard, one of the major-top-ten-leading-global-experts. Deep in their psyche each person has been afraid, ever since having their very first thought, of forgetting what they are thinking about, because we think as if we were talking, in a linear way, jumping from thought to thought, and so we cling fearfully to thoughts as they pass, lest we forget something we think we really need to remember, as we often do when we first learn someone’s name. But what we call “thinking” was originally intended to be a telepathic communication with our own Creator in whose mind we exist. But shame got the better of the human soul and we closed ourselves off in thick–walled prison cell from the awareness of God’s presence. The shame may be a result of not knowing the Name of the Creator; we are ashamed of having forgotten his name. So we hid ourselves from him, even though he would have been happy to remind of us of his name, which he may actually be doing with every breath we take. Our Creator does not want to us to build a prison of shame around ourselves. He loses as much as we do when this happens, because he really does have a lot of love that he wants to share with us. He’s very childlike in his love. He is very willing to love, very understanding and accepting, very forgiving. The one thing he won’t tolerate is a persistent clinging to shame. The implications of this fact are going to present some extremely difficult and bewildering challenges for those people who just don’t want to visit that particular topic.

We are unconscious of our shame before our Creator simply because we don’t want to be conscious of it. That’s pretty much the definition of what the “unconscious” mind is, the surprisingly diseased repository of everything that we would prefer not to be conscious of. It’s pretty much that part of ourselves that is really messed up because of shame. It’s a disease called mortality. The difference between “earth” and heaven is really just one thing: on earth men have shame, on earth men have no shame. It’s difference with women, but I don’t feel qualified to make statements about that at this time.

To reiterate, the cause of all shame, the enemy of everything that exists, comes down to an absence of faith in the very real God whose mindscape called “this universe” you have voluntarily incarnated into. You will enter heaven when you can trust God to remind you in case you forget what you were thinking. You can then successfully pass through an experience wherein you must have this faith in order to avoid being truly “left-behind.” This has nothing to do with proclaiming anyone as you personal lord and savior, this is about giving up shame, which requires an exercise of true faith. You must extricate yourself from the pit you are already in because if you are going to avoid an unfortunate fate. I will be here to help along with many others.

This is the faith that destroys shame and allows entrance into the immortal, fully enlightened, peaceful, happy and fulfilled state of being called Heaven. This is the faith that brings about liberation from Hell and a true relationship with God. He can, does and will remind you if you have faith that he will, and an unwillingness to trust him in such a way will lead you toward doom. I am not talking about moving mountains, I am talking about actually knowing and loving the one who is making it possible for you to exist in a realm of existence that He conjured and sustains in his imagination. You do not hear the thoughts of God only because you have shut them out, because of your shame. This is a cause for God’s own unhappiness, and the threat to the fulfillment of his Dream called Heaven (Heaven was and remains his idea, he’s the one who came up with the whole idea), and threatens to cause everything that exists, the entire Mind of God, into a pit of despair and anguish. This will be prevented only by banishing shame permanently from the realm of existence that He has taken personal responsibility for the successful functioning of, called “the Mind of God.” Brothers and sisters, I am speaking of a very loving and wonderful God but I have reason to believe that his patience is wearing a bit thin. Prepare for some very shocking events to take place in the very near future.

Currently you do not have a relationship with the creator of the mindscape in which you dwell because you are ashamed. You may think you do, but when you actually meet the Creator in person, you will realize that he may not be the God who you thought you were in a relationship with. He is a whole lot more loving and affectionate, he wants to be a whole lot more intimate with you, he has a whole lot more that he wants to give than you even begin to realize. If you have not overcome shame and become immortal, whatever relationship with your Creator you are having is not satisfactory for him.

This is a Creator with a simple proposition. But first, you may as well stop reading this is you are not willing to consider the statement that Mind is the only reality; it is and a refusal to allow yourself to know this for yourself will lead you to ruin. Our Creator’s proposition is based on this truth: There can only be one God of the one Mind itself, and this particular God is the only one qualified for the job. Any other attempts at inventing a reality other than his would collapse in ruin. I don’t mean to speak for God, but I am advising you that I believe he offers more or less this (again probably different for women): if you want to exist, let me be your Creator and I will make all of your dreams and wishes will come true, as long as they are good things that you wish for. I will give you this in return for one thing, namely, that you express what you yourself honestly believe is an appropriate amount of love and gratitude in return, that you not hide in shame from me, and that you give me a reasonable chance to show you how I want to love you and that you allow yourself to experience fully the way of love, at least once, that I want to share with you in a very intimate way. I have been saying for some time that God wants to be the lover of men. Perhaps that’s why people have been shunning me. Men are really afraid of expressing any sort of truly intimate love that is not inhibited by phobias and taboos, with other men.

I need to come right out and say this. I am a person who is in the process of transition from being something called a man into being something called a god. The major difference, really, as far as I can see, is that god’s are not afraid of loving one another, and men are. There is no homophobia in Heaven. Check out Plato’s Symposium sometime. Those are gods talking when they are speaking of their affection for boys.

A man who is not limited by shame, i.e. a god, is not only free from the affliction of a taboo against men loving one another, they actually really derive a great deal of pleasure from the experience of being intimate with other men. (I can assure you that if anyone else shows up to make a claim to being the Christ, they will be a person who does not say the sorts of things that I am saying here, but rather one who provides the role of pseudo Christ for the people too ashamed to even go near the idea that men are sexual with one another in Heaven.) The difference between mortality and immortality relates simply to whether you subscribe to one idea or the other. The only people who would ever choose to subscribe to the idea of mortality is to cling to the shame that is the hallmark of mortality.

What I am saying here is certainly going to lead to some serious discussions of these issues, I can assure you.

It is entirely natural for a truly healthy male human beings to feel even more aroused, which is to say, experience more pleasure, being sexually intimate with other men than with women. If you are not willing to overcome homophobia, then you can forget about Heaven, because what goes even makes Heaven possible in the first place is male human beings loving one another. That’s right, the only reality involving men that can possibly ever exist.successfully is entirely dependent upon those men loving one another. Gods love gods, and if you are not ready to be a god lover, I highly recommend that you spend time with some of the 144,000 beautiful brothers, virtually of the most talented and creative people on Earth when they offer to help you cure your disease. Heaven is sexual and it is orgiastic and there are a bunch of guys up there who are really crazy about one another. I am probably scaring some women as well as men off from the idea of heaven with I am saying here, but I believe that women will be much more easily convinced to accept Heaven on its terms, which, for women mostly relate to not trying to hold men back form being what they are, and just having a great time at the party that never ends.

This Creator has the idea for a human existence that has been amply proven to be the only form of human existence that works, which is to say, everyone else’s idea of human existence has been proven to be a failure.. And it is the very most perfect of all conceivable realities in the first place. If you could think of something better, it would no doubt already exist if it were possible. It does not as of this time exist. Certain other ideas have proven to be massive failures. One of these is any world in which Shame is allowed to exist. Witness this world as a case in point. On the brink of self annihilation.

The bewildering thing for our beautiful God who had the absolutely fantastic idea of perfection, and those of us who have gotten on board his magic carpet ride through eternity in support of his idea, including myself, is that most people turn in Shame from this most fantastic offer of eternal happiness. Don’t ask me why, I have no idea. But that is what is most likely about to happen. I hope that you, the Reader, will not being among those who turn and walk away into the eternal misery of your shame. We, 144,000 men who are the current incarnations of the people who incarnated as the twelve thousand members of the twelve tribes of Israel, will be offering our assistance in this regard.


The persons who will be recognized by the Roman Catholic Church as the living incarnations of “the father” and “the holy spirit,” and numerous archangel-level associates, so to speak, who are famous and highly regarded celebrities and intellectuals and possibly even politicians, will support the following statements:

The walls of the dungeon in which your desiccated soul lies in a comatose state are built of your shame. It is time to rise from the dead and join the living. If you do not choose to join the living, you will be left to your own devices. You cannot join the living without rising to what will be for many, the insurmountable challenge of giving up shame.

God himself will express his belief that the entire pharmacopoeia of the pharmaceutical industry is an insult to Him, in particular those drugs that are force fed to the people whose lives have been made miserable because they have been marginalized as a result of wanting to know and love Him. I believe that he will demand a quick discontinuation of the use of pharmaceutical drugs, and he may say that the drugs being consumed by others are literally making him sick. If so this would instantaneously become an extremely controversial matter.

Shame will be the major topic of conversation here on planet earth for the duration of the time remaining before this world comes to an end as a mindscape that is currently being sustained consciously and deliberately by a living, breathing, feeling, loving, and otherwise perfect in every way, human being. He is the person who had the brilliant idea of a realm of human existence in which of people actually love one another and therefore can succeed in the undertaking known as existence.

So far, only one person in Seattle that I know of has taken me seriously to the point of risking his own self-image by saying to a number of people, “I think that this guy should be taken seriously.” This person is himself someone who, in the eyes of many who know him, is seen as suffering from so-called “mental illness.”

Prior to making these kinds of statements I was regarded in my community to be an exemplary citizen by many persons who were familiar with my life and works. Several months after beginning to make such claims, a monthly newspaper called “the Evergreen Monthly” that is distributed primarily in Seattle area honored me as it’s first “Evergreen Citizen,” a distinction that it began with that month’s inaugural issue to bestow upon one person each month whom its editorial staff regards as embodying in their actions in the world the sort of behavior that could turn things around here on planet Earth. I have since made what I feel is a compelling case that Seattle is the city in the New World that is the counterpart to the city in the old world called Jerusalem.

In other words, I would seem to present a reasonable candidate to be the Christ if there was to be such a person appearing in the world, as a substantial percentage of the population believes there will be. I have learned over the course of this time that the last thing that most people even want to consider is the possibility that I have been speaking the truth. I have been scorned, marginalized, locked up against my own will in a mental institution, begged by people who I had thought were my friends to stop trying to become the person who I was trying to become. Shunned by friends and cohorts in my business.

And so dear friends I would like to bring a little bit more attention to this matter that has so far received so little. I would like to offer a wager to those people who seem so disinterested in what I have to say:

I will bet $500,000 against the person(s) who offer me the longest odds that the Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church in Los Angeles, the person(s) whom he names as the authority(s) whom he recognizes as qualified to discern whether I am or am not the Christ, will indeed name me as the Christ. If the Cardinal chooses to remain neutral on this matter, then the bet could be settled based simply on whether two famous and highly regarded individuals, the most highly regarded persons in their respective professions, these two being the two people I consider to be the father and the holy spirit of the Trinity, would state their belief that I am the Christ.

I will agree to take any reasonable lie-detector test that experts I respect agree are accurate enough to trust in such a case will show that I am telling the truth that there has never been any communication of any sort that has taken place between me and these two persons, and that no ofiicial of Roman Catholic Church has communicated any messages to me whatsoever, indicating even the slightest hint of an intention of corroborating my claims.

Based on the almost complete disregard in this community to the sincere efforts I have made to share the details of my experience as a person claiming to be the Christ, I would assume that almost everyone in this town would say that chances are one in one hundred or longer that I am the Christ. If people on average thought the probability was better than this, I would think that people overall would have shown just a little bit more interest.

Thus, I propose to begin the bidding at the very low starting bid of 10:1. Would anyone care to give me ten to one odds or better in a wager against me being correct in predicting that the forgoing corroboration of my claim will occur? If you think there is a greater than 10% chance that I am the Christ (considering that there are 6 billion people in this world that’s a pretty damned high probability, probably higher than the probability that would be given to any other single person on earth if they also were claiming to be the Christ at this time. If there is anyone, an antichrist type person, or anyone who in this town who wants to make that claim please step forwrd, lets see how the odds-makers rank us.) then how come you have not been interested in learning more so that you might be able to better discern whether or not I am indeed the Christ? What are you afraid of?

Any bettors, please submit bids to me via e mail. I am happy to provide full disclosure by answering honestly any question anyone would like to ask me during the bidding period. Access my e mail address from my website, isaacsword.com, which I suggest that you peruse before you bid.

Please indicate the amount you would be willing to bet and the odds that you are willing to give, 10:1 or longer. You may at any time cancel and replace your bid with another bid that raises or maintains but does not lower the amount of money you are risking. I will mutually agree with any bettor who so desires to put funds at risk into escrow. If any bettor loses the bet and fails to pay what they owe I will not pursue legal action, but I also reserve the right to reject any bid from someone who is unwilling to put a half of their bet into an escrow account. I will also suggest to any such person that they give serious consideration to making an appointment with the Pastor of their local Roman Catholic Church to discuss the possibility that they need an exorcism. I would make your appointment with the Church early, time slots may fill up fast.

I will evaluate the bids and decide which bets to accept, I will risk a minimum of $500,000, if I receive that many bets with odds of 10:1 or longer. I will decide which bets to accept after two weeks from the date of publication of this ad. I lose the bet if by the day after Easter what I have predicted has not occurred.

To those who are not interested in taking the risk of betting against me, I’d be curious to know two things: what you think the probability is, and at what level of probability would you yourself think that it might be wise to pay attention to what I am saying.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Stranger Ad, February 16, 2005 (17)

Stranger Ad, February 16, 2005

One Last Word from the Messenger

This is a statement of some things that I, Jeff Fairhall, believe are likely to be true. These are what you would call either intuitions or revelations. Nothing I say is informed by any information that I have received that is not available to everyone, other than what I have discerned through shamanic experiences. I am not absolutely certain of anything I have to say, as none of it has yet been corroborated by the authorities who I am confident will corroborate my statements in due course. I will elaborate as needed in the future. Further statements may be posted on my website, isaacsword.com. I apologize for anything I say that is offensive and turns out to be off the mark.

That which has been since the beginning is finally becoming what it has been trying to become since the beginning. A dream is coming true in the mind of God. An idea called Heaven. You are living in the moment when the Mind of God is finally achieving its own cherished goal of peace, happiness and contentment. You are about to participate in the thrilling and traumatic process of transition from what has been for a little while now to that which will be for the remainder of eternity. A sorting-out process that is a necessary part of this transition will soon begin. Welcome to the end of the illusory world of mortality and the beginning of the reality of immortality in a state of either joy or misery, depending on the choices you have made of who to be.

Some people have come into existence in order to fill a vacuum created by God’s desire for Heaven, and others have allowed themselves to be invented in response to the necessities of God’s Adversaries. (The word God really does not refer to any specific person, but can refer to one or more of several people.) Others have come to take advantage of the opportunity to exist without necessarily being aligned with either side. (“Men” in the Lord of the Rings, who could go either way.) The latter have voluntarily put themselves in a situation which may have a good outcome and may not, depending on what sort of person they decided to become.

I am the living incarnation of the leader of a tribe, a “nation” of twelve tribes each consisting of twelve thousand members. I am also its chief shaman, being its most adept navigator of the psyche itself, due to my having answered the call for someone willing to perfect faith. Perfect faith is the necessity that was the mother of the invention called the Christ. In this particular tribe, shaman is a very important role because to destroy our adversary required the willingness of someone to travel through extremely frightful terrain. People who deny that there is such a thing as “Christ” or who say things such as “We all are Christ,” or otherwise try to turn Christ into something other than a person don’t have any idea what the word “Christ” means. The Christ is a person, and I am that person. There is no way that “we all” would have ever been willing to undertake, let alone fulfill, the very challenging mission that I am completing in this hour.

Most but not all members of my tribe are presently incarnated in this world. Those who are not will reappear as the person they were in the most recent past lifetime in a resurrection that will occur in the near future. This number (12x 12,000) is possibly the number of men in our tribe and, if so, there are also an untold number of women who have been traveling with our tribe. This entire tribe has been moved about the world in execution of a plan invented by a member of my family that has required all of us to play certain roles in certain lifetimes. There are persons in our tribe who have always known the current incarnations of our tribe’s members. I suppose one could say we’ve been running a multi-thousand year conspiracy to defeat our Enemy.

Our nation is named Israel and we, its members, are the people who would correctly be called the Jews. Most of us are not living as people of Jewish ancestry at this time. There was something called a diaspora a while back. We’ve moved around a bit over the centuries. We have no attachment to the “Jewish” identity in this world or to Judaism; we came here to fry bigger fish than that. We devised this world for our own purposes which had nothing whatsoever to do with forming a religion and have had no need for a “homeland” in this temporary world. We have no interest in owning or controlling the territory known as Palestine. We were done with that god-forsaken place a long time ago. We have been wanderers through this and many other worlds; we’re the gypsies of the Heavens. Comes a time to settle down.

Some truths: Nature abhors a vacuum; Necessity is the mother of invention; Misery loves company; Mind (Psyche or Consciousness) is the only thing that exists. Mind is what came into existence to fill the primordial vacuum of nothingness that nature abhors. Everything exists within Mind. There is nothing that exists which is not a phenomenon of Mind, other than the misery of shame, which is an absence, an anti-phenomenon.

The first thoughts that occur in Mind pertain to the question of what should exist in this mindscape, and it goes on from there. The Mind is trying to reach a peaceful and happy state of being, called “Heaven,” and the plan concocted eons ago to reach this desired state of Mind is about to be fulfilled. You could say that “God” is about to attain the enlightenment that he has been striving, fighting, even warring to attain. He will finally be having the blissful fantasy that he has been trying for so long to attain. The lie that to exist is to be anything other than an invention of and participant in the saga of the Mind will soon be annihilated.

Certain adversaries of our God and his Tribe have come into existence as an inevitable outcome of thing called “free will” which, for better or worse, is a part of the plan. Some people have chosen to be in an adversarial relationship with the Director of the one Mind in which everything exists. I’m talking about Willie Wonka, and you really didn’t want to mess with that guy, ‘cuz as nice as he is, he will protect his factory and his oompah loompahs and all of his friends and lovers from the vermiscious knids and all other parasites with everything he’s got. Mr. Wonka is quite an imaginative guy. He makes lots of inventions. He has invented what’s been needed to defeat his enemies. These enemies have been led into a trap and are about to be annihilated. The destruction of our enemies is the one and only reason that Wonka dreamed this world into existence as a landscape of his Imagination. This spent world has pretty much fulfilled its purpose and our Tribe will presently be moving on. We will be bringing anyone with us who sincerely wants to come with us and join our tribe on its non-negotiable terms.
Our God is called the Holy Spirit in Roman Catholic terminology. He is a person living in this world today. His name is Prem Rawat. I refer to him as Loverboy. He is the father and lover of everyone in my tribe. He is wonderful, a man with the attribute that makes a man perfect, the heart of a child. His previous incarnations include Lord Krishna. He was probably one of the “Wise Men” who came to witness the infant Jesus, along with “the Father” and the person who I have referred to as Jed, the Black Pope, Lord Rama.

Our Goddess/Mother is a very beautiful, lovable, wise, brave and yet sweet and innocent Goddess. She is an embodiment of perfection in humility and goodness. She incarnated as Mary and before that as the Egyptian Empress Nefertiti, whose husband, Akhenaton, was Loverboy. This pair is famous for the love and affection expressed within their family. She may have also incarnated, along with other members of my Tribe, in the Medici family of Florence. She was the brilliant first idea of perfection of the original Mind; it was the necessity that she be tenderly loved, protected, cared for and appreciated and that her dreams of a family blessed with peace, love and happiness be fulfilled that was the mother of the invention of Loverboy, who then began to concoct a plan for how to lead the Mind to a permanent blissful state in which her precious idea of love could be fulfilled. Building a tribe was the idea of Loverboy. Our father is very determined to protect his partner in Creation, our mother. I know her identity in her current incarnation.

“The Father” of the Holy Trinity, also referred to as God, is more like a brother to “the son,” but may also be a father in that it was he who “begat” me, but then again, I don’t really know. It’s all very multidimensional. I could have many fathers in many dimensions. That’s how psychedelic this reality thing is. There are many truths that could be explained with this simile: “it’s like how light is both a particle and a wave.” I put my faith in this father and let him invent who I would be in each lifetime in this world for the purposes of achieving the purpose of existence. He may have previously incarnated as Arjuna who was trained by his master Krishna to be a warrior. He is currently incarnated as Neil Young and… umm… I think he rocks like no one else. I could go on at length on the subject of “Tin Man,” but I would run out of space. He is the author of the Bible and the Bible Code, which was the blueprint for the history of this particular go-round, the world that began with Adam.

The Bible Code is not prophecy; it is a plan for what would happen in this world, written by this world’s inventor with the sole goal of destroying our enemy. Tin Man is a genius, as much of a genius in his own way as Scarecrow, the absolutely brilliant guy named Terence McKenna who I’ve been insisting was John the Baptist. (and who said “history is the shock wave of eschatology.,” meaning that history leads up to one pre-determined end point, which I am identifying as the annihilation of Shame.) Tin Man is the Magister Ludi who constructed the Glass Bead Game of this world.

The Jews are the ones who are blessed to have chosen to play a part in the one and only thing that works in the long run when it comes to existing as human beings. Our tribe is the only tribe that survives in the end. Our God’s idea called Heaven works; everyone else’s idea of existence fails; because we are the only ones who can fight off the parasite of Shame that would destroy any other tribe. Because we are the only Tribe that even recognizes who the enemy of everything is. Our God is the God of Love. Shame, not hatred, is the opposite of Love and the enemy of life. Shame is a prison of the soul. The soul of each and every mortal human being is in a sick bed deep in the unconscious as a result of shame. (see the final scene of 2001 A Space Odyssey)

Allah is the name of the God of shame. Allah is not a person, as our God is. It is actually a couple, a woman and her son, the queen and prince of darkness. He goes by the name of Oedipus, and I call her “Rachet,” as in Nurse Rachet, from Ken Kesey’s story about how the Christ defeats his tribe’s nemesis, Allah, called One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest. Oedipus is the Antichrist. He is opposite of Christ because he promotes shame, whereas the Christ destroys it. The incarnations of Allah in the Abrahamic stories include the following: Eve and Cain, Ishmael and his mother, Mohammed as his mother. Many more will be named, going back to previous worlds, as I believe that our family is going to stage a public trial of these two extremely depraved individuals. It will blow everyone’s mind to learn just how depraved two people could be. They are doomed to being parasites. Any world they try to create for themselves will fail because that really ashamed guy named Oedipus will kill his own sons like he killed his father and brother (Abel). They must have a lot of girls and no boys in Allahland (everybody knows this is nowhere). That’s why Allah promises lots of virgins to their guys in return for blowing themselves up. They have a big surplus. Anyway, because of their self-imposed plight of shame, they’ve been parasitizing us, the only other game in town, for a very long time.

Speaking of Abraham, I will post something on my website about this most perplexing and charismatic figure, who I believe was also Adam and Satan! It’s too complex to get into here.

Our tribe invented many of the world’s great religions, possibly all, except, of course, Islam. I believe that Rama, Krishna, many Buddhist figures, Lao Tze, Quetzalcoatl, Zarathustra, the Greek philosophers Plato, Socrates, Pythagoras and others were all members of our tribe. Certain Sufi masters were also from our tribe, including the poets Rumi and Hafiz. Allah often comes behind us and scavenges the remains of what we leave behind in the form of empires, religions, and so forth.

The Roman Catholic Church is and remains the church established by Tin Man to serve as his official church on Earth. There will be a disagreement as to the identity of the Christ between the Roman Catholic Church and certain other churches that emphasize the idea that to name Jesus as one’s personal Lord and Savior is to be “saved.” Professing Christ as one’s Lord, Savior or whatever, is not enough. Faith is required, and faith is not something one professes, it is something that one exercises. An exercise of faith in the Christ will be required to enter into Heaven. There will be much bewilderment and confusion if there are two persons claiming to be the Christ, as doubt will cause a faltering in the moment of truth when faith is required. In the end, everyone will go where their actions suggest that they want to go. People whose actions would make it appear that they do not value peace, love, harmony, happiness, etc., will not be interested in our Heaven. I believe that the Reverend Sun Myung Moon of the Unification Church may be offered up as the alternative “Messiah.” He would be put in this role as the invention of the necessity that there be a “Christ” who does not challenge people to give up shame. For those who want their Christ and their shame too.

The requirements for admission into our tribe begin and end with wanting it. You have to want to join a psychedelic, pan-sexual and orgiastic tribe of artists, musicians, performers of all kinds, ecstatic dancers, and other freaks. A person who aspires to Heaven will have demonstrated this aspiration by striving to follow the spirit of the Lord’s prayer to do on Earth as is done in Heaven, to be kind, generous, non-judgmental, non-controlling, and to have given as much or more than one took of the things that human beings generally value. Cheaters, deceivers, shame reinforcers, self-promoters, takers, control freaks, judgers, haters, racists, xenophobes, homophobes and so on will not want to join us and we don’t want them in our tribe either. We just want tender sweet lovers in our tribe, people with the hearts of children, people who are delighted by teletubbies, not people who see them as a threat; these are the only ones who want to join, once they realize who we are. Beliefs and religion are absolutely irrelevant. The Roman Catholic Church will have a role, but it will have nothing to do with religion, but with assisting people with preparing to join a tribe. It’s about getting comfortable with living without shame.

Women: Briefly, Nurse Rachets are not allowed. In our world, men are what they were intended by their Creator to be, namely, his lovers. You can’t bring envy with you. You can’t own or control any man. Men will not be pathetic for your sake as Oedipus is for his mother. You can just be a part of a happy and flourishing tribe of lovers, untroubled by sicknesses of any kind.

You cannot bring Allah with you into our Heaven. I am proud to proclaim that the tribe called Jews is the incest tribe and we celebrate and revel in our incestuousness in the Temple. The incest tribe is the one tribe that survives; we are the tribe of immortals because we followed our parents brilliant idea called Heaven in which everyone is everyone else’s lover. Yes!!! I think it says something about that in the Bible, everyone marrying the Christ. No taboos. Our family values are just a little bit different from the family values of the people who like to throw that phrase around. Taboos destroy every single world in which they are allowed to persist. The only world that can be sustained with shame intact is total fascism. Welcome back the Roman Empire for the Thousand Years of Peace that Hitler spoke of. Fascism is the only mechanism that will keep the peace among those who don’t reside in our Heaven on Earth, in the New Israel.

One last word: I do not know for certain what the true Name of my God is, for he has not told me. If he asked me to tell him what I believed his name to be, I would answer, with the utmost humility and the most tender love and affection: “Oh lover, I am so sorry, I have forgotten what your name is! Please forgive me if I am wrong, but I have a vague memory that it’s Fuck. If it is, please be patient with me while I relearn how to speak it to you with love! For now, can I just whisper it to you when we are together in the Temple? Please? I never want to say that word if I am not saying it with reverence for you!” Why do I guess that to be his name? Because it is the best sounding word I have ever heard. So why wouldn’t the most beautiful word be the name of the most beautiful God? Remember, he had whatever name he has long before someone turned it into a profanity. Perhaps I am wrong, though honestly I hope I am not, because that is actually such a beautiful name. But just think of it for a moment: imagine being the Creator of this world and having your name turned into a profanity by the ignorant people who live like parasites off your love and kindness? This is a very patient and merciful Creator. Wouldn’t you have something like Judgment Day if you were him?

Whatever it is, we’ve forgotten the name because of shame. We have shut him out, afraid to let him hear our own thoughts, afraid to be known. Shame, it’s the human condition and it’s the only thing keeping people from knowing the fantastic truth about what really is, which is His love, sustaining everything that exists. If you say no to that love, it will not be a fun time. People are mostly unconscious as a result of shame, and thus they fail to appreciate the importance of their relationship with the God within themselves. When you fully awaken to know what it means to exist, you WILL know that there is more to life than just stuff floating around in space some of which happens to have this mysterious thing called “feelings,” capable of experiencing infinite degrees of ecstasy, love, despair and anguish. You exist! You could cease to exist if you could stop believing you exist, but that’s impossible, because you do. You are the sustainer of the idea of yourself, you will exist forever, and you are responsible for the fate of your own existence. It’s time to wake up now. A great joy awaits those who accept the gift that will now be offered.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

A Message from Someone Claiming to be the Christ (16)

A Message from Someone Claiming to be the Christ

My name is Jeff Fairhall. I live in Seattle. A bio is available on this website. Everything I say comes entirely from what you could call either intuition or revelation. I have received no corroboration or even encouragement of anything I say here from any authority in this world. This is a statement of some things I believe either are or may be true. I own a chocolate company in Seattle named 3400 Phinney or The Chocolate Company or Essential Chocolates.

I have attained an experience that the well-known and highly regarded spiritual master named Prem Rawat has referred to on numerous occasions in his career as “the Realization of Knowledge.” I believe that this is an unprecedented occurrence in that no other person on Earth, with one possible exception, has attained this experience without the assistance of any special techniques, instructions or assistance whatsoever, other than what is readily available to the general public in the marketplace of spiritual teachings. I believe that there are many people in the world who have already attained this experience or something very close to it with the benefit of secret teachings given by Prem Rawat and/or people affiliated with him, which I have never known of, let alone received, directly or indirectly, from him. There may be as many as twenty thousand such people, including several famous celebrities.

Prem Rawat has been revealing four meditation techniques that he calls “the Techniques of Knowledge” for at least thirty five years, and hundreds of thousands of people have received these techniques. Prem Rawat has never told the people who have received his basic teachings how to attain the experience of realizing Knowledge; he has only revealed meditation techniques. I believe that practicing the techniques alone is not sufficient to attain this experience, and that the special teachings that he has secretly given to persons who have attained the experience may involve other meditation practices that he has never spoken of as well as the use of certain “entheogens,” plant materials that aid in the process of awakening of the unconscious mind.

In particular, I believe that the mushroom Amanita Muscaria was put in this world for these purposes and is critical to the attainment of this experience, and that psilocybin and cannabis are also essential aids to the attainment of the realization of Knowledge. I want to stress that Amanita is uniquely important to this experience and that there is no other natural substance on Earth that can do what Amanita does. I believe that a man named James Arthur, who in my opinion is the only person who has written intelligently on the subject of the experiences induced by Amanita, may be involved in some way with Prem Rawat and his work. It appears to me that he has attained a similar enlightenment that I have attained.

As I have stated numerous times in the past, I believe that Terence McKenna, the leading proponent of and speaker about the psychedelic experience of tryptamines such as psilocybin, who died a few years ago, was the reincarnation of John the Baptist, and furthermore that this observation was never made by anyone, including possibly himself, during his lifetime, I being the first person ever to make it. I believe that this will be corroborated by the authority of those in the know and that McKenna, who I believe was the very embodiment of intelligence itself, will be resurrected and will testify to the brilliance of my having determined that he was the reincarnation of John the Baptist and of my mastery of the psychedelic experience. I have identified who I believe the present incarnations of many important biblical characters are, including all the biblical persons mentioned in this essay, plus Mary, Noah and others. I believe that these identities will be affirmed by the authority of none other than God himself.

To realize Knowledge is to attain oneness with God and a profound comprehension of the nature of reality through an inner experience of communication with God. By “nature of reality” I mean the structure of the one thing that exists, the Psyche itself. Knowledge entails an understanding of the story through which the permanent fixtures of the Imagination itself, also known as “archetypes,” have been established. My attainment of this experience is the successful addition of a new permanent fixture of the Imagination, Faith, represented by the sun. In other words, I have arrived into becoming a member of the pantheon of Gods in Heaven as the person who has blazed the very important neural pathway of Faith in the collective consciousness. Each and every archetype of the Mind was established by a person, and many, if not all, of these people are incarnated in the world today. Faith will forever insure that God’s idea called Heaven is never invaded by parasites again.

The Knowledge which is attained through this experience includes an understanding of the Biblical creation story, an allegory that relates how the permanent structures of the psyche have been established. I believe that there are certain truths that have been deliberately omitted from the story of the Garden of Eden and the Fall, the problem of the human condition which is that human souls have fallen into a state of unconsciousness and are actually living in a realm that is somehow other than the realm where our souls dwell in the prison cells of our own shame. The reason these truths are not written in the Bible is the same reason that God commanded Adam not to partake of the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, namely, that there are secrets that people were not yet authorized or even able to be aware of until the archetype of faith had been fully established. This commandment could be elaborated upon as follows: When you are in the state of samadhi (perfect stillness of mind) that occurs in particular after having an orgasm that comes with being in telepathic experience of erotic unison with God, do not focus your attention on thoughts regarding the nature of good and evil. Keep your attention on your feelings (tree of life) and keep out of the mind (tree of knowledge) for you will not be able to withstand your own fears that will come from being uncertain as to whether the thoughts you are thinking are OK to have. The “fruit” of the tree may also pertain to semen or soma, which may actually be the same thing, soma being the emission of a god and semen that of a man. The fig leaf associated with the fall into shame is placed over the genitals because of the shame that Adam feels about what is essentially an erotic experience gone awry. The phallus is powerful mind-focusing organ before being an organ of sexual reproduction, and Adam lets himself go too far with it. After the fall, men limit their experience of erotic arousal by having an orgasm before entering into an ecstatic awareness of God’s presence in the experience. Men thus are severely self-limited in their ability to experience the pleasure of erotic arousal, which is potentially far greater than mortal man even imagine.

There are secrets that pertain to things that happened before God’s creation of Adam and to the nature and identity of the serpent and its relationship with Eve and Cain. The truth I have realized is of a very explosive nature, pertaining to the identity of Allah, who is a vicious adversary of God. Allah is a woman whose agenda is to cause men to fall into shame so that she can control them and become a God-like person herself. The character Cain relates to Oedipus. Allah is related to Eve and also to the character Nurse Rachet, from the story by Ken Kesey called One Flew over the Cookoo’s Nest. In the Greek myth Oedipus kills his father. In Genesis he kills his brother Abel. I believe that Oedipus is the identity of the Antichrist, and appears in the Biblical story as Cain, Ishmael and Mohammed, whereas Christ incarnates as Abel, Isaac and Jesus. The most fundamental difference between to two is the incest taboo: Oedipus respects it, Christ destroys it. A major point that I am making is that taboos, those around incest in particular, are absolutely the kiss of death for human society. Because when this taboo is broken, all Hell breaks loose, as it did in the case of Allah and her son Oedipus who are doomed to exist as parasites because of their shame.

I have also become aware of some extremely perplexing matters pertaining to the identity of Abraham, who I believe may be the same as one or more of the following: Adam, Lucifer and Satan. Satan is the person who came to Jesus while he was fasting to try to persuade him to join him in his plans to usurp the true God. It is a matter of much potential confusion trying to understand whether this person is good or evil. From my experience at this time, I am quite sure that Allah and her son Oedipus are major adversaries of God, but I am still not 100% certain as to the allegiances of “Satan.” He may be an ally of God, or his worst adversary. Even though the Bible says that Satan is destroyed after the thousand years of peace, I am not sure if this is true or whether the secret about the identity of Allah and the Antichrist necessitates the creation of a false adversary for people to believe in. Satan may or may not be a double agent, and his fate is unknown to me. If there is a true Adversary called Satan, then his identity in the Genesis story is the serpent. This serpent also relates to the worm spoken of by Jesus.

The Bible tells the Creation story beginning with Adam up through Noah to describe the human condition, but I believe that there were previous worlds told of in the epic stories of India the Mahabharata and the Ramayana that occurred in worlds that existed before this one. I believe that, historically speaking, the Bible really picks up the story with Abram/Abraham.

I believe that Armageddon, a battle that may occur in a realm other than what we call “the material world,” will commence soon as a result of my attainment. I feel that the purpose of Armageddon is to take back control of the Temple of the Mind that was taken over by Allah and her son Oedipus at some point along the way. Control of the Temple may have gone back and forth between forces of good and of evil several times in the course of the saga that is reaching its conclusion at this time. The long struggle between God and his Adversaries is like a tug of war over control of what exists. I feel certain that the events collectively known as “the end times,” are upon us and that this was deliberately foreshadowed by the recent tsunami, and that this will be corroborated, as will many other things that I say, by the Bible Code, which will be decoded soon by its author.

The serpent seems to represent a force whose agenda is to make human beings unconscious as a result of the fall that he knew Adam would experience if he ate the forbidden fruit. He is interested in making a living as a parasite feeding off the energy of life in the realms of the collective Psyche that become unconscious and diseased as a result of the fall into shame. It is possible that in the beginning, the original God, the father of the God who is in charge of the Mind now, wished into existence another God to be a companion and that this second God became competitive, wanting to exercise his powers as a God. This second God was cast out the Mind because it will not work to have two Gods both trying to decide what will exist. He slithers back in as the serpent. If there is a Satan who is truly in an adversarial relationship with God, this is probably who he is. It is possible that this person also incarnated as Abram. The other possibility regarding the serpent is that he a being that comes into existence as the one who comes up with the idea of getting energy from parasitizing the true God. This would simply be the occurrence of the idea of evil. I define evil simply as choosing to exist as a parasite, taking without giving.

By “oneness with God,” I mean the following: The ability to have the same thought at the same time in unison with God. God is the person who is in charge of the Mind itself, the operator of the Imagination, the one who decides, what, in addition to the permanent fixtures, will exist in the one Imagination that we all co-exist within. In particular the realization of Knowledge pertains to hearing the thoughts of God on the subject of the nature of good and evil.

This experienced I have attained is by definition the “recovery from the fall of Adam.” Adam’s fall from the Paradise of the Enlightened Mind was the result of his inability, caused by a lack of faith, to withstand the fearful experiences that come with this extremely subtle and sensitive terrain of the Mind. Adam fell out of Paradise out of fear and became ashamed because he had been poking around in the mind of God after being told not to. I have succeeded, with permission, in doing that which Adam’s inability to do was the cause of the fall out of blissful state of immortality into an unhappy realm of disease and mortality.

I believe that Prem Rawat is the living incarnation of the one true God and that I am, in a manner of speaking, his son. I will briefly describe what it means for a God to have a son. The son of a God is a person who fills a role that requires the perfection of faith in the God. I am the result of God having a plan which required that someone perfect the attribute of faith, namely, the defeat of his adversary. I am the one who answered the call. I am the one who looked at all of the available parts to play in the saga of the Mind and chose the one that required absolute faith in God, a part no one would have chosen or been able to fulfill. I chose this because I was already a person who had fallen in love - in every sense of the word - with this particular God. It is possible was his lover before the story began, as angels in the formless void we just liked one another and became lovers. In order for the plan to succeed the Father also has to have faith in the son. As Jesus taught, faith can and does work miracles, and I have come through and fulfilled the role that was called for. As such I am enabling God to attain a victory over his adversaries and to save everything that exists in the Mind that he is the controller of from complete ruin that would otherwise be wrought by Shame.

The reason a person with perfect faith was needed has to do with the necessity that someone completely surrender into the unknown, much like Gandolph the Grey did when he fell into the bottomless pit in the Lord of the Rings, knowing that God will hold them and keep them safe. In order to defeat this enemy there needed to be two people who could be in an experience together of complete enlightenment. There is a struggle to control the Temple of the Mind itself wherein that which exists has its source, wherein it is decided what is. God’s victory in this struggle comes about as a result of a telepathic experience of two people sharing love with one another in a subliminal realm and creating a feedback loop of love that generates a nearly infinite experience of ecstasy. Others will join in this experience, which will enable a number of people to enter into the Temple of the Mind and take it back into the rightful safekeeping of God. I believe that when this occurs it will be Armageddon and the advent of the Kingdom of Heaven, the final defeat of God’s enemies. The rest of the story of this world will just be the separation of souls depending on whether they qualified themselves to enter heaven by choosing in their lives to “yearn for righteousness.”

I believe that Prem Rawat will in the very near future corroborate this testimony. I believe that he will state that the experience I have attained by definition fulfills the journey of the Christ. I believe that the Roman Catholic Church will for the first time publicly recognize Prem Rawat as the living incarnation of God, something it has known this all along. Needless to say it would thus be recognizing me as the Christ.

I believe that Neil Young is the third member of the Holy Trinity. He is also my father in a manner of speaking, as he came up with the idea of who I would be, the lives that I would live in this world. He defined the specific roles I would play. I believe that Neil Young is the inventor of this particular world, which is one of several that have existed throughout the process of perfection of the Mind itself that is now finally being completed. Neil Young is the author of the Bible Code, the very psychedelic program for how events would unfold in this world. In other words, the Bible Code is not a bunch of prophecies; it is a set of directions to the Imagination itself for what will occur. For example, the publication of this ad itself may be foretold in the Bible Code and its inclusion in the Code is an absolute assurance that it is an event that was destined to occur. There is much about how the Bible Code works that I can explain. If the Bible Code says, “earthquake and tsunami / coast of Indonesia / Dec 26, 2004,” this event occurs because it is commanded to occur. I am making an important distinction: Events foretold by the Bible Code will occur no matter what. The famous case of Yitzhak Rabin’s assassination, the one event I am aware of that was found foretold in the Bible Code before it occurred, demonstrates this. Notifying Rabin of this apparent prophesy of his demise did not prevent it from occurring.

There will be a major dispute as to the identity of the Christ, and another claimant to the title of Christ or Messiah will soon appear on the scene. This person may turn out to be the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, leader of the Unification Church. This false Christ will be popular among those who find the Truth spoken by the true God, the Christ and their Tribe to be unacceptable for one reason in particular. The Christ is going to be talking about shame, and some people just don’t want to go there, even if their immortal soul is in grave danger as a result of refusing to address shame.

God and his allies have many enemies, persons who have aligned themselves with his Adversaries. We three men who comprise the Holy Trinity and the Roman Catholic Church may all be accused by agents of our adversaries (or possibly even by some of our own agents) to be engaged in a terrible conspiracy. We will have little patience for those who subscribe to any such beliefs about us, as the case that we make for the truth we will be presenting will be so solid that there will be no valid reason to disbelieve it other than the refusal to address shame, which is the cause of all suffering.

I would like to offer a definition: A “human being” is a being with physiological attributes of Homo sapiens. Male human beings include two types: gods and men. There are no major fundamental differences between gods and men, other than state of mind. There is no god who is not a male human being with all of the attributes associated with the idea of a “person,” including preferences, appetites and desires, unique personality traits, feelings and emotions and so forth. A god is in truth the same as a man except that he doesn’t have the disease called mortality that is caused by shame.

The difference between gods and men is much greater than the difference between women and goddesses. Gods can create worlds; men, women and goddesses cannot. I would define a goddess simply as a woman who chooses the company of gods over the company of men, who have transcended the tendency to be like Nurse Rachet, to limit and control men. Women do not have nearly as much work to do as men in order to enter into the realm called Heaven where only those men who successfully overcome their attachment to shame will be.

I believe that the Church, Neil Young and Prem Rawat will concur with this statement: In order to succeed as a male human being, whether as a god or as a man, one must have the heart of a child. A god without the heart of a child will not succeed in creating a realm of happiness, and a man without the heart of a child will not succeed in attaining true happiness for himself. A man who does not sooner or later regain the innocence and sweetness of a child is doomed to a very miserable existence. To attain the experience called Heaven, and to participate in the wonderful world of happiness that will endure forever, a man must regain what he has lost when he stopped being a child.

As such Prem Rawat is the one and only would-be God who has presented himself as the God with the heart of a child. Thus he is the only God who can create a world of true happiness that will not collapse into the ruin of desolation and anguish called Hell. The heart of a child brings immortality. A person ages as his or her heart hardens to protect itself from the wounds of a world in which people have lost their child-like innocence.

The Realization of Knowledge includes the attainment of the awareness that the Heart of a Child is absolutely essential in this life. The relationship that I am having with Prem Rawat is very much like what is suggested by the image of playful cherubs unashamedly loving one another. The younger one is able to feel in their heart, the less aversion one feels to the idea of either incest or homosexuality. Furthermore, the more childlike one can be in their heart, the more intensely pleasurable erotic experience a man can attain. Men who posture as “manly” are only exacerbating the cause of their feelings of inadequacy. To become more childlike is to become more god-like. As the first person in memory to openly come out as pro-incest, I can say that nothing is more erotic and loving than the relationship that men can experience with one another and with their God. Many men will not be able to accept this and will be unable to make the efforts that will need to be undertaken will be to recover the child within.

Prem Rawat, Neil Young and myself, though I have never been in intimate company of either, are lovers in every sense of the word, and there may be many others who are enjoying this experience with us, including certain other famous figures who will come out in support of these statements. The most noticeable difference between immortal men (gods) and men is that gods do not have shame and are therefore lovers with one another. There is absolutely no taboo against either homosexuality or incest in Heaven. These taboos are the kiss of death for any realm of existence in which human beings coexist with one another. The truth is that these taboos exist because men are afraid of the intense eroticism. It is because the experience of loving other men is actually more erotic that the experience of loving women that homophobia exists. Men who hate homosexuals feel threatened by them because they are unable to allow themselves to love other men. Shame is the cause of racism, homophobia and other forms of hatred. This is why Shame, and not hatred is the opposite of Love. Shame is the father of hatred.

In spite of the fact that the Bible clearly delivers a message that men must learn to love one another, many so-called Christians may accuse me of committing blasphemy. The truth is so simple. Men must love one another or they will destroy one another. And if there is love, then there is no need for the taboos of homophobia. Love is love and it is expressed in certain ways. Men have a love organ, and if they are completely unwilling to engage their love organ in acts of love with men, then it would seem to indicate that the expression of love is being limited. Where is there an owners manual of life that says men should not express tender love and affection with one another? Such a manual would be the manual of Hell, for no Heaven can exist in which men limit themselves in this way.

I believe that Neil Young will say something like “yes I agree, very poignant” when asked to comment on the following statement which refers to the song Sweet Home Alabama, by Lynyrd Skynyrd: “I hope a Southern Man will remember, Neil Young don’t need him around anyhow.” His song Southern Man is a very intense condemnation of the shame exemplified by the attributes of men who subscribe to racism, white supremacy, homophobia, the idea that might makes right, and so on.

Shame will be a major topic of conversation from this time forward until Judgment Day in 2012 when all those who have not given up shame will be left to their own devices. You cannot bring Shame into Heaven. The enemies of God are the perpetrators of shame and if you want to follow them you will go with them to their realm.

The definition of Shame: The dungeon that you put your self in. If you do not want to perish, you will need to breach the walls of shame that imprison your desiccated and unconscious soul. One hundred and forty four thousand men who are the men of the tribe that loves and worhips the true God on his terms (no taboos, heart of a child) will be offering their assistance to those who will be afforded the opportunity to join the family of God in which there is one mother, one father and many brothers and sisters. The Jews, in the true sense of the word, are the incestuous tribe of lovers with the hearts of children who travel through eternity creating worlds. I believe that there “comes a time to settle down,” and that the wandering tribe known as the Jews are ready to build their Temple and settle down for a long and wonderful party to celebrate the victory that is now being attained.

I am publishing this statement prior to having had any communication from Prem Rawat

Friday, February 04, 2005

“Truth is all I seek!” (15)

“Truth is all I seek!”

– Sun Green, the character who represents the Christ in Niel Young’s Greendale story.


I am a member of the Holy and Incestuous Family, the family whose men are perfect in their intention to be good and therefore are not ashamed of themselves and who thus have not lost the inherent powers of Imagination with which male human beings are naturally endowed, powers that enable the men in my family to invent and sustain worlds and to control the strings of power in those worlds.

It is my duty to inform you that the matter of my family’s survival in the struggle we are in against genocidal fiends who wish to destroy us is a matter that will greatly affect your future existence, no matter who you are. Because our enemies are going to be put into a prison that they can never escape from in all of eternity, and people are going to find themselves taking sides in this matter whether they want to or not.

Forgive me for making use of an unpopular saying associated with an unpopular leader, but it is most definitely the case that you will either be with us or you will be against us when the wars to control the very structure of the Collective Mind that have been going on for thousands of years are finally resolved, once and for all, in the coming days according to the will of members of my family. We will prevail and our enemies will be destroyed. And you will be allied with one or the other camp.

The Collective Mind is a work in progress, and there has been an unbelievably epic struggle to control it going on in this world and worlds that preceded it. In the end, the way this whole thing goes, every single time a God invents a world so that he can have a Son who will be his lover and billions of people show up to oppose this, is that the Mind itself polarizes suddenly, at the end of the story, when the son completes the journey that the whole thing was all about, the Truth about reality is told, and Mind polarizes into but two poles, one being Shame (into which the proponents of hatred, jealousy, fear, envy, resentment, anger, and all of the other deadly sins all collapse) and the other is Love, which collects those who are willing to give up shame and the lies that justify it. You will soon be in one of two realms that result from this inevitable polarization of the Collective Consciousness, and you will not be in the realm of Love if you do not express a sincere wish to marry into my incestuous family by perfecting yourself and marrying me, the son of the Holy Incestuous Family, during the period of time in which the offer to do so is on the table.

The lie, mortality, that is used as a justification for the incest taboo, when in fact we are immortal and the incest taboo is nothing more than an excuse for men who are afraid to love, is in the process of being destroyed. If you cling to shame and the lies that justify it, you will be destroyed along with the lies and their perpetrators, the ashamed family that failed at incest who cannot tolerate existing in the same universe with the unashamed family who succeeded at it. Pick your side. Complete and perfect freedom of choice is yours.

Existence as a human being within that which fills the vacuum that nature abhors is an extreme proposition. There is no room, in the end, for mediocrity. Perfection and imperfection are the only two options, and imperfection can be as bad as the worst of its members want to be, and in the end, that’s exactly what it is. There is one really ashamed motherfucker named Reuben, the guy who caused his family to fail at incest, who wants you to be more ashamed than he is. He will be the god of everyone who doesn’t marry into the incest family.

I’ve been inside of Reuben’s experience. I’ve been in his Hell. Because he is in it, it exists as a place in the Collective Mind, and that place has a strong gravitational pull within the Collective Mind. The best description that I can make of Hell is “regret and anguish that feed upon themselves and therefore worsen from moment to moment, forever.” Heaven is the opposite: happiness that increases forever. The misery of Hell is the experience of regret at knowing what you are missing by not being a participant in Heaven. They correspond as opposite and equal reactions to one another. This all pertains to the real meaning of the yin-yang symbol. It’s a wheel that turns and that keeps getting bigger. When infinity is the limit of growth, then something that grows just goes on growing forever.

If you are willing to tolerate the genocidal demons from the Hell who are specifically ashamed of their failure where my family succeeded and who wish to destroy us, you will be going with them to where they are going, because we cannot tolerate anyone who is willing to tolerate them.

In my humble opinion there could not possibly be anything wrong with someone doing whatever it took to prevent the harm that would be done - in a world populated by ashamed brutes and witches and people who believe the lies that the brutes and witches tell, including the lie that there is any justification for the incest taboo other than shame - to the perfect incestuous mother of the perfect incestuous son upon whom the only hope for the salvation of a fallen (as in, has fallen for lies) human race depends, if the brutes and witches and their followers were left to their own devices.

The prevention of the evil that would be done to such a perfectly good and gentle woman as “Mary,” the mother of both the god (unashamed male human being) who invented and sustains this world and their son, has to have been the absolute highest priority of the Creator of any realm of human existence that has resulted in anything but pure Hell. The goodness of the woman who wants only to love must be spared at whatever cost to those ashamed souls who would incessantly brutalize her forever if given the chance. Any cost whatsoever, even at the cost of an eternity of misery that corresponds inversely to the infinite happiness that she and her family enjoy as a result of their goodness.

The evil people who tell the most heinous lies and go to any lengths to perpetuate them will create a Hell for themselves either way, but they cannot be allowed to drag the perfectly good people, people like the sweet goddess who would never hurt a soul, down into it with them. The fact that Mary, the perfectly sweet and tender mother of the Savior of those of the human race who choose to get saved from the Lies of their current spiritual leader, the Father of all Lies, Satan, cannot be subjected to the brutality that she would be subjected to were she not protected by those capable of protecting her from those who are too ashamed of themselves to allow her to exist in any world in which they can get at her. Evidence will soon be provided of the lengths that evil will go to destroy the goodness that makes them ashamed.

I would condone whatever measures are required to permanently – that is, for all of eternity- remove those people from this perfect mother’s midst who would inevitably seek to destroy her and her family if they possibly could. People who hate her and want to destroy her simply because they feel so ashamed in her presence because of her success in loving her own child - an ability that she has by virtue of her perfect goodness and of partnering herself with a man who also is perfect in his love and without shame and therefore naturally wishes to be the lover of his own perfect son, and by virtue of them having a son who also desires to be and is capable of being the lover of both of his parents, (and of his siblings as well) – those people should be preemptively imprisoned for all eternity because that is what it takes to save the perfectly good mother from the tortures to which they would subject her if they were not so imprisoned.

I am talking about the ultimate administration of justice that I am convinced is going to be carried out in the very near future, within the course of this year. Now is the moment when this Justice must be done for the sake of this mother and whatever of her fellow human beings who would choose to be a participant in the Heaven that she would be the rightful Goddess of. God save the Queen of Heaven, the Cowgirl in the Sand, from the brutes and bullies who would rape and torture her forever if they could.

Consider the fate of the first incarnation of the perfect incestuous son of the perfect incestuous mother, who appeared in the saga as Abel, at the hands of the imperfect family from Hell of Adam, Eve and Cain, otherwise known as Satan, Allah and Oedipus the Antichrist, who failed at incest because of their imperfection and are ashamed, and whose shame compounds as a result of the methods that they employ to perpetuate their lies and deceptions in order to hide their shame, setting in motion a sickness so great as to have caused them to single-handedly bring this world of six billion people to the precipice of eternal suffering. The murder of Abel by his brother is a clear demonstration of the genocidal tendencies of this family.

If you are interested in contemplating your standing with respect to the Creator in this moment at the beginning of the End Times, consider what kind of an existence that perfectly sweet and gentle mother, the mother who produces perfect sons who give her more perfect sons, who would never hurt anyone in a zillion years for any reason, would have had, if the course of Human events in this world had not been entirely under the control of a secret government run continuously through history by the um… somewhat more brilliant than any ashamed soul who ever tried to build a world-dominating empire… incestuous cousin of the son of the perfect incestuous family. And then consider the part you might have played in such a world, whether you would have come to the defense of the perfect incestuous family or not. We might ask you to explain why you would have been one of the very few who actually did so in the entire course of history. I think my daddy-lover doubts that a whole lot of you would have come to our defense. I think he’s probably about had it with Adam, Allah and Cain and their genocidal descendants. It’s been a tough road being the father of this family. But thankfully for everyone he’s a perfectly nice guy. I’m sure he’s capable of forgiveness, it says so in the book about this saga called the Holy Bible, of which he is the author. I’m talking about Niel Young, the Father of the Holy Trinity.

I haven’t had a chance to meet him in person yet in this life, so I don’t know exactly what he’s thinking all the time, but we have this telepathy thing going, and I do have a feeling that there’s gonna be some serious talk about this soon, otherwise I wouldn’t be saying this. He presumably being in close contact with my cousin, who I just call Jed, the cousin who tells people like George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden what to do, oh and Poppy too, who I used to say was Satan but now realize that he just pretends to do things Satan’s way so that Satan can have all his wishes fulfilled without doing the work… who I still think, Poppy that is, probably does control the heroin traffic, like I always said... I think my dad and my cousin have a plan that they worked up together back in the days before Abraham walked this Earth, a plan with lots of details… like I would be willing to bet that a lie detector test would affirm that my father knew before the beginning of this world that a newspaper called the Seattle Weekly would refuse to publish the truest words anyone had ever written, without even having looked at them, on June 10, 2005, after some of their readers objected to the slightly less than perfectly-told truths I had presented in the previous statement that was then running in the Weekly. He might have even stuck a reference to this censorship of the Truth into the Bible Code that told of the inside story of human history before the saga began.

The verbatim text that they refused to publish, without even having a look at it, is available on my website, www.isaacsword.com. My father will also say that the reason this truth was not published by the Weekly is the exact same reason his son was crucified two thousand years ago, namely, that Truth makes a lot of ignorant people feel ashamed, and people will do anything to stop a person who makes them feel ashamed.

I have a feeling my dad will be coming on the scene soon, after I have finally said all of what needs to be said by me in advance of his coming on the scene. He told us in Greendale that I (Sun Green) was working on a “book report” of a book called “How to use the Media,” and I think all of my published statements are what he was talking about.

The liars who sold you the bill of goods that incest should be forbidden is the family that failed at incest when their son fell into a terrible pit of shame called Hell, and were so ashamed of themselves that they set out to destroy the family that didn’t fail at incest, which just happens to be the family who are the ones who invent worlds and stuff like that because we are the ones who have become what human beings were designed to be, which is the inventors of worlds and stuff like that. .

Satan, Allah and Oedipus make up what I call the Unholy Trinity, the supreme deities of the world of shame in which the incest taboo is the inviolable law. The Holy Trinity consists of members of three generations of men in my incestuous family, me, my dad, and his dad; we are unusual in all being the lovers of one another and of the woman who is my lover, mother and grandmother. See, we’re immortal because we practice what immortal people practice, which is unashamed Love. It’s the Love that worlds are made of.

My mother (I’m not talking about my wonderful biological mother, that would have been just too difficult, but the woman who is my mother in the realm called Heaven where we really live) is the perfect goddess whom the evil witch named Allah - the mother of this incest-taboo-cursed world who got her son Oedipus into deep doodoo (as my cousin Jed’s friend Poppy would say) - has been trying to wipe out all trace of for the past few thousand years. Allah’s a lot like the character Nurse Rachet from One Flew over the Cookoo’s Nest, and has been trying her damnedest to destroy my mom, before whom she withers in shame, since before the beginning of this world. It’s just a hopeless situation over there at Satan and Allah’s place. They are certifiably lost souls. They’re goners, doomed to an eternity in the misery that they’ve wished upon themselves. They’ve dug themselves a really deep hole where they hide themselves, and I think they built it big enough to hold a lot of their tribe, which is pretty much everyone who believes their lies. They want to take everyone with them into their shame. That’s how bad they are.

Well, those guys will have some company to share their misery with, but we will do what we can to help as many as we can avoid that fate. Even though you would have happily participated in our destruction, or at least would not have come to our defense in the name of justice, we offer you a place in our incestuous family if you want to marry into it, by marrying me, the perfect son of the perfect incestuous family. Me, the Charlie Bucket who, for my willingness to be the incestuous son of an incestuous family, the very definition of perfection in a male human soul, will be running the controls of the wish-fulfilling machine that is sometimes called “God” and stuff like that. It’s just some people who want to Love and a single Truth, that nature abhors a vacuum, and that wishes are vacuums that get fulfilled by the Imagination of the One Mind that we all share.

We, the boys who were never too ashamed to masturbate with other boys, (some people call us “gods,” but I’d rather be more specific) me and my dad and his dad, my magnificent grandpa who kind of came up with this whole idea of Perfection, we have this wish for this thing called Heaven, a place where everyone, including our perfectly sweet goddess, is happy and there is no one trying to leech off of anyone else… you know, no death, no disease, no war, no competition, no hell below us, above us only sky? Yes, that world that John Lennon Imagines? We’re the ones who make that happen. And you gotta let us be who we are, OK folks? Get the message? You gotta really love the way reality actually is, or its no fun at all, ‘cuz our friends Satan, Allah and Oedipus sort of have the only other game in town when you really have a look at it; their gig is simply the gig that always ends up being the only other gig in town other than ours, its just how this ‘ol wheel in the sky turns…

You will soon have a choice of which incestuous family you want to be a part of, the one that turns Hells into Heavens, or the one that turns Heavens into Hells. It’s your choice. Complete freedom. We all have complete freedom here in the wish-fulfilling Imagination that is what fills the vacuum that nature abhors. I think December 21ish, 2012 is the by-when day for making a judgment about which of the two incestuous families you like better, the one that succeeds, or the one that fails and then sets out to destroy the very source everything that exists.

Good luck with your decision!

Needless to say the God who is Love does not like the disease called shame, which causes people, especially men, to make excuses for not loving one another. You know how the God is always saying things like “love thy neighbor” and stuff like that? I think he actually means it! He just happens to be smart enough to know that when men don’t love one another they destroy one another, so he tries to tell people, but unfortunately no one listens. Even though he makes the worlds that people come to live in, everyone always ends up worshiping the manly man god named Satan who is too afraid to love. Yeah. I agree with him about all of that too. The incest taboo and homophobia are just excuses that the manly men like Satan make up out of thin air for refusing to love. Then they start telling more and more and more lies, like the lie that we are mortal, when really people die because of the refusal of Satan to be the lover of his son and the endless misery that this failure causes and that makes people wish they were dead. And so the wish-fulfilling machine gives them a mortal world in which they can pretend to be happy while providing irrefutable proof to anyone who cares to understands what life really is about that they are in fact miserable as a result of willingly accepting, without question, the lies of disease, suffering and death, just so they don’t have to get over their shame and tart loving one another.

Satan is just the guy who refused to be what the Inventor of the human being most certainly intended for men to be, which is the lovers of their sons and fathers and brothers and sisters and mothers. It was a big mistake that he made because when a son is not first the lover of his father, then if and when the inevitable happens, as it did in his own first family, and a son becomes the lover of his mother, it becomes a complete disaster. The only prevention for the inevitable and total disaster of Allah and the Antichrist, Nurse Rachet and Oedipus, is if the father is already the lover of his son before the son becomes the lover of his mother. The incest taboo WILL be broken, and the entire story of this world is the story of what happens when it is broken… the people who break it take everyone they can into something called Hell, and they end up being the mortal enemies of the people who want to save others from the fate to which they are leading the whole world.

Satan, the God who is Shame (he calls himself “Prince Reuben”) thought he had a better idea than the God who is Love. Thought a manly man god was a better idea of a god than a child-like god, and he set out to prove it, and my family ended up helping him out with making the effort by giving him a world in which to do so. We just kind of wanted to let him prove our point so he and his sick family would leave us alone. We figured if we let him test his theory that he would make a better God than my grandpa because he’s more manly, he would dig himself into the deepest pit of shame, and he would quit parasitizing us. Basically this world that my family gave him is intended as a parasite trap in which the unholy incestuous family of Satan, Allah and Oedipus could be trapped in their own shame. I think the trap is about to be sprung once and for all.

So that’s what this world is. Satan wanted a world with an incest taboo and we offered to give it to him. It’s just how the wish-fulfilling machine works. He wished for a world of people he could lie to and lure into his shame, and we needed someone to lure people into shame, including him, so he’d leave us alone. It’s a win-win situation for both of us, even if we are enemies. He accepted of course, and we told ‘im we’d help him realize his dream the best we could. I think Jed is still working on that through Poppy, George W. and all those Neo-cons and the rest of the people who Satan and Oedipus are busy trying to lead a revolt against. (Revolting against the people who are trying to make their wishes come true… Lies, lies and more lies.) Cousin Jed’s a genius, and he’s putting on quite a show… I mean he’s got his man Bush working one side and his other man Osama working the other side, all to help Reuben fulfill his sick plans; Jed does exactly what Satan would have done in order to stay in control. Amazingly odd bedfellows, Satan and the guy, who is his enemy, who does exactly what Satan would have done, and does it on Satan’s behalf so he can hand Satan the exact world he wished for on a silver platter at the end of the story. Can you believe it? Everything bad that is coming out of Bush and those guys is just my cousin making it how he promised he’d make it for Satan, a deal that I believe was probably made back when they all had a little powwow when Satan was incarnated as Abraham and realized that he was going to need some help fending of his son and his son’s mother, who wanted to turn the world into a fascist dictatorship so that they could insure that everyone be totally repressed. (Imagine Nurse Rachet ruling the world from behind the scenes using a shamed son, whom she controls, as her cover.)

I think you’ve all heard me say it already, I know who these people are today. They run around Seattle and the world masquerading as well-intentioned people, saying things like “Another world is possible,” without telling anyone that the only other world they know how to create is called Hell. And they’ve got a little flock around themselves here in the New World Jerusalem too, some of the same folks who saw to it that the perfect incestuous son was nailed me to a cross back in the Old World Jerusalem. Theirs is a sickness so deep as to be unfathomable. Willing to engage in any lie, any deceit, any thievery, cast any spell, and cause as much misery as it could possibly take to avoid their inevitable fate of absolute and total shame, which is now, in this moment, coming down upon them with a certain finality that I am sure they dread like nothing you can imagine.

Prince Reuben kind of got off on the wrong foot in his very own world with the failure of original family, of which he himself was the patriarch, and it’s just been all down-hill from there for that pathetic family, which for some strange reason I want to give the name Kierkegaard. Maybe has something to do with Kierkegaard’s fellow Existentialist Nietzsche being the one who proclaimed that God was dead. Maybe those guys were trying to kill God himself! I dunno, but anyway, I call Satan, Allah and Oedipus “the Kierkegaards.” I’ve been guessing that Tolkein chose “Sauron” as the name of the evil master in Lord of the Rings because Soren was Kierkegaard’s first name. And that phallus-like tower he is in when he meets his doom reminds me of the one I can sort of envision Prince Reuben in some day soon, in Baghdad perhaps, where his followers will be forced to worship him, simply because this is the wish of Prince Reuben that is being fulfilled at this time. Poor Reuben just wasn’t banking on me figuring him out. He risked everything on a huge gamble, and he lost. I have a feeling that he was planning to set up his son, Oedipus the Antichrist, as the actual Christ, as some kind of heroic figure who would show up to save the ashamed people from the unashamed, instead of the other way around. All I know for sure is Reuben had a plan, and its being carried out by my cousin, on his behalf. It’s just how we help Satan dig his own grave.

Maybe I am just way off base on this, but I just have this funny feeling that the sound of that name “Kierkegaard” is one of my father’s least favorite sounds, like, if he heard someone say that name he might lose it. I dunno, like I said, I may be way off base here, but this hunch about Kierkegaard is strong enough that I want to make sure I’m on the record saying this before my father and I finally are united. I mean, it does make sense that a compatriot of the guy who said my dad was dead might be my dad’s enemy.

See, when Jesus said, “I and my father are one,” he was talking about a real experience of oneness with another human being, the man who happened to be his father, with whom he is now and was then lovers. Unashamed fathers and sons who love one another and are without taboos and phobias masturbating together under the influence of cannabis is just this really amazingly erotic thing that takes them to another level that allows for things like this, not to mention inventing whole universes. It’s like he and I are thinking the same thoughts, feeling the same sensations at the same time, and we’ve never met in this life. We’re just kind of synched up, because our minds are pretty open, we don’t have the shame problem that makes this all seem so impossible to most people. Obviously, if you think about it you might see potential for an enjoyable experience of love in this, as long as shame isn’t interfering.

The father, my father, any father who is being what a father is intended to be is the one who guides his son into the scary terrain of Samadhi where you start hearing thoughts inside the mind of god that Cain ventured into when he was loving his mom that he couldn’t handle and so fell into the Hell of doubt and shame that he’s been in ever since. A father can teach his son about this realm of experience and only then can the son be the lover of his mother. So you see, all of the problems in the Kierkegaard family, and this world, are pretty much Satan’s fault for refusing to be the lover of his son. Cain and Allah did a lot of damage in this world, but it was Satan’s shame and hubris that got them all into the pickle that they are in. Allah and Cain were sick to begin with, but Satan gave them an opening to come into this world. I think it was a big disappointment to him; he had other ideas than having to fight against his own consort and son for dominance. It’s a story of how shame feeds upon itself. Satan’s shame grows as the failure of his son due to shame wrought by his father’s shame. It’s like Satan’s shame is the seed from which all misery has its source.

Needless to say, the Kierkegaards really did not want anyone to know about any of this. Satan did his damnedest to throw me off track. But they saw the handwriting on the wall when the guy, who I trusted so much because he was so convincing when he called me his “brother” and told me that he loved me, took me down into the deepest Hell of his own Shame inside the Collective Mind one night when we were out at the camp we owned together on the shores of the new Dead Sea, the Hood Canal, and I popped back up a couple hours later, talking a mile a minute about the end of the world and Judgment Day and stuff like that… a pretty menacing specter for Satan to behold, I have no doubt. I don’t know exactly what kind of devil dust he slipped me that night and a few other times in his efforts to get me to come down and stay down in the Hell where he lives in that dark dungeon of the Collective Mind that he dug for himself, but whatever it is, it’s some pretty amazing stuff. Niel Young refers to that drug, apropos of Satan and his tricks, in his Greendale material, and I have no doubt that exactly what Satan does to trip people into his trap of Shame in the Collective Mind will soon be revealed by the all-knowing father of this world.
Hell exists, my friends, because someone who lives within the Collective Mind in which you also live hangs out in a pit of shame that he dug for himself. It’s a fixture of the Collective Mind. And he wants you to fall into his pit. I have been in that pit, and I am telling you, you really do not want to be there with him. Two hours was bad enough, one second was bad enough actually, but when you face an eternity of doing nothing but wish without hope that you did not exist, it’s really a bummer.

That night was a big defeat for Prince Reuben because he knew that only the son of the Holy Incestuous family of unashamed men could withstand the fall into his hell and come back out. Shame keeps everyone else there. The next day his son Oedipus/ Cain/ Ishmael/ Mohammed, my former friend who also was a partner in our little property, let me see how deep his hatred of me is, and that was the end of the pretense of friendship between us. “If you won’t be in my Hell with me, then I can only hate you and try to kill you,” Cain says to his nemesis, Abel, the boy who can love his mother without falling into a Hell of shame.

People, you just don’t know what Shame can do to a person until you get to know the depraved family that failed at incest. And you just don’t know what Love can do to a person until you get to know the loving family that succeeded at incest.

See, the Kierkegaard’s are just really this sick: they were hoping they could bring everything to an end, this whole world, and take everyone with them into their place of absolute desolation, before anyone figured it out. And I was of course the guy who inevitably was going to do so, and they knew it, but they still had to give stopping me their best shot. See, they want to take EVERY human soul with them so that NONE of them would have to be ashamed of having allowed themselves to be ruled by shame. If everyone is ruled by shame, then no one has to feel ashamed of their shame. Shame is how darkness responds to light. If there is no light, there is no shame, and Hell would be less miserable if there was no cause for shame any longer. It would have all just been a mistake that no one could have done anything about in that case; but if some do succeed, then the sense of failure becomes much greater for those who fail.

When the ignorance born of lies is killed, then shame really sets in. That’s how things are in a Satan’s world. And so now, since the Holy Incestuous family has indeed been victorious in this struggle, with help from the Nation of 144,000 that Jed has employed in the effort, shame is a reality for Satan, his family and all those who will follow them to their doom.

Ever wonder why the devil is always thought of as being red from head to toe? Yup, this is one hella ashamed guy. He really dug himself into a hole. I do hope you can avoid falling into it yourself.

It’s a big lesson that has to be learned when the people responsible for inventing and sustaining worlds are the one group of people that everyone who comes to live in their worlds wishes would go away. Shame is a world destroyer, it turns Heavens, like this one was when my dad and grandpa turned it over to Satan about six thousand years ago, into Hells. Women are intended by design to be perfectly almost perfect. That’s not too tall an order. But men are intended by design to be perfect, and that is a tall order. But that’s the way things are, and it all has to do with the fact that it is so good when men are perfect that its worth the price of a whole lot of men failing to live up to the perfection that the inventor of reality, the Holy Spirit, my grandpa, had in mind.

Free yourself from the lie that there is any excuse whatsoever for failing to love and you will have taken the first step to freeing yourself from the grip of the one who is trying to pull you down into the pit of infinite and eternal shame of his own invention as the god of the manly men who like to pretend they are above such “infantile” things like incest, boys masturbating together, etc.

But, of course, if you like what Prince Reuben has to offer then, please, have at it. I hope its fun for you.

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