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One Last Word from the Messenger

This is a statement of some things that I, Jeff Fairhall, believe are likely to be true. These are what you would call either intuitions or revelations. Nothing I say is informed by any information that I have received that is not available to everyone, other than what I have discerned through shamanic experiences. I am not absolutely certain of anything I have to say, as none of it has yet been corroborated by the authorities who I am confident will corroborate my statements in due course. I will elaborate as needed in the future. Further statements may be posted on my website, isaacsword.com. I apologize for anything I say that is offensive and turns out to be off the mark.

That which has been since the beginning is finally becoming what it has been trying to become since the beginning. A dream is coming true in the mind of God. An idea called Heaven. You are living in the moment when the Mind of God is finally achieving its own cherished goal of peace, happiness and contentment. You are about to participate in the thrilling and traumatic process of transition from what has been for a little while now to that which will be for the remainder of eternity. A sorting-out process that is a necessary part of this transition will soon begin. Welcome to the end of the illusory world of mortality and the beginning of the reality of immortality in a state of either joy or misery, depending on the choices you have made of who to be.

Some people have come into existence in order to fill a vacuum created by God’s desire for Heaven, and others have allowed themselves to be invented in response to the necessities of God’s Adversaries. (The word God really does not refer to any specific person, but can refer to one or more of several people.) Others have come to take advantage of the opportunity to exist without necessarily being aligned with either side. (“Men” in the Lord of the Rings, who could go either way.) The latter have voluntarily put themselves in a situation which may have a good outcome and may not, depending on what sort of person they decided to become.

I am the living incarnation of the leader of a tribe, a “nation” of twelve tribes each consisting of twelve thousand members. I am also its chief shaman, being its most adept navigator of the psyche itself, due to my having answered the call for someone willing to perfect faith. Perfect faith is the necessity that was the mother of the invention called the Christ. In this particular tribe, shaman is a very important role because to destroy our adversary required the willingness of someone to travel through extremely frightful terrain. People who deny that there is such a thing as “Christ” or who say things such as “We all are Christ,” or otherwise try to turn Christ into something other than a person don’t have any idea what the word “Christ” means. The Christ is a person, and I am that person. There is no way that “we all” would have ever been willing to undertake, let alone fulfill, the very challenging mission that I am completing in this hour.

Most but not all members of my tribe are presently incarnated in this world. Those who are not will reappear as the person they were in the most recent past lifetime in a resurrection that will occur in the near future. This number (12x 12,000) is possibly the number of men in our tribe and, if so, there are also an untold number of women who have been traveling with our tribe. This entire tribe has been moved about the world in execution of a plan invented by a member of my family that has required all of us to play certain roles in certain lifetimes. There are persons in our tribe who have always known the current incarnations of our tribe’s members. I suppose one could say we’ve been running a multi-thousand year conspiracy to defeat our Enemy.

Our nation is named Israel and we, its members, are the people who would correctly be called the Jews. Most of us are not living as people of Jewish ancestry at this time. There was something called a diaspora a while back. We’ve moved around a bit over the centuries. We have no attachment to the “Jewish” identity in this world or to Judaism; we came here to fry bigger fish than that. We devised this world for our own purposes which had nothing whatsoever to do with forming a religion and have had no need for a “homeland” in this temporary world. We have no interest in owning or controlling the territory known as Palestine. We were done with that god-forsaken place a long time ago. We have been wanderers through this and many other worlds; we’re the gypsies of the Heavens. Comes a time to settle down.

Some truths: Nature abhors a vacuum; Necessity is the mother of invention; Misery loves company; Mind (Psyche or Consciousness) is the only thing that exists. Mind is what came into existence to fill the primordial vacuum of nothingness that nature abhors. Everything exists within Mind. There is nothing that exists which is not a phenomenon of Mind, other than the misery of shame, which is an absence, an anti-phenomenon.

The first thoughts that occur in Mind pertain to the question of what should exist in this mindscape, and it goes on from there. The Mind is trying to reach a peaceful and happy state of being, called “Heaven,” and the plan concocted eons ago to reach this desired state of Mind is about to be fulfilled. You could say that “God” is about to attain the enlightenment that he has been striving, fighting, even warring to attain. He will finally be having the blissful fantasy that he has been trying for so long to attain. The lie that to exist is to be anything other than an invention of and participant in the saga of the Mind will soon be annihilated.

Certain adversaries of our God and his Tribe have come into existence as an inevitable outcome of thing called “free will” which, for better or worse, is a part of the plan. Some people have chosen to be in an adversarial relationship with the Director of the one Mind in which everything exists. I’m talking about Willie Wonka, and you really didn’t want to mess with that guy, ‘cuz as nice as he is, he will protect his factory and his oompah loompahs and all of his friends and lovers from the vermiscious knids and all other parasites with everything he’s got. Mr. Wonka is quite an imaginative guy. He makes lots of inventions. He has invented what’s been needed to defeat his enemies. These enemies have been led into a trap and are about to be annihilated. The destruction of our enemies is the one and only reason that Wonka dreamed this world into existence as a landscape of his Imagination. This spent world has pretty much fulfilled its purpose and our Tribe will presently be moving on. We will be bringing anyone with us who sincerely wants to come with us and join our tribe on its non-negotiable terms.
Our God is called the Holy Spirit in Roman Catholic terminology. He is a person living in this world today. His name is Prem Rawat. I refer to him as Loverboy. He is the father and lover of everyone in my tribe. He is wonderful, a man with the attribute that makes a man perfect, the heart of a child. His previous incarnations include Lord Krishna. He was probably one of the “Wise Men” who came to witness the infant Jesus, along with “the Father” and the person who I have referred to as Jed, the Black Pope, Lord Rama.

Our Goddess/Mother is a very beautiful, lovable, wise, brave and yet sweet and innocent Goddess. She is an embodiment of perfection in humility and goodness. She incarnated as Mary and before that as the Egyptian Empress Nefertiti, whose husband, Akhenaton, was Loverboy. This pair is famous for the love and affection expressed within their family. She may have also incarnated, along with other members of my Tribe, in the Medici family of Florence. She was the brilliant first idea of perfection of the original Mind; it was the necessity that she be tenderly loved, protected, cared for and appreciated and that her dreams of a family blessed with peace, love and happiness be fulfilled that was the mother of the invention of Loverboy, who then began to concoct a plan for how to lead the Mind to a permanent blissful state in which her precious idea of love could be fulfilled. Building a tribe was the idea of Loverboy. Our father is very determined to protect his partner in Creation, our mother. I know her identity in her current incarnation.

“The Father” of the Holy Trinity, also referred to as God, is more like a brother to “the son,” but may also be a father in that it was he who “begat” me, but then again, I don’t really know. It’s all very multidimensional. I could have many fathers in many dimensions. That’s how psychedelic this reality thing is. There are many truths that could be explained with this simile: “it’s like how light is both a particle and a wave.” I put my faith in this father and let him invent who I would be in each lifetime in this world for the purposes of achieving the purpose of existence. He may have previously incarnated as Arjuna who was trained by his master Krishna to be a warrior. He is currently incarnated as Neil Young and… umm… I think he rocks like no one else. I could go on at length on the subject of “Tin Man,” but I would run out of space. He is the author of the Bible and the Bible Code, which was the blueprint for the history of this particular go-round, the world that began with Adam.

The Bible Code is not prophecy; it is a plan for what would happen in this world, written by this world’s inventor with the sole goal of destroying our enemy. Tin Man is a genius, as much of a genius in his own way as Scarecrow, the absolutely brilliant guy named Terence McKenna who I’ve been insisting was John the Baptist. (and who said “history is the shock wave of eschatology.,” meaning that history leads up to one pre-determined end point, which I am identifying as the annihilation of Shame.) Tin Man is the Magister Ludi who constructed the Glass Bead Game of this world.

The Jews are the ones who are blessed to have chosen to play a part in the one and only thing that works in the long run when it comes to existing as human beings. Our tribe is the only tribe that survives in the end. Our God’s idea called Heaven works; everyone else’s idea of existence fails; because we are the only ones who can fight off the parasite of Shame that would destroy any other tribe. Because we are the only Tribe that even recognizes who the enemy of everything is. Our God is the God of Love. Shame, not hatred, is the opposite of Love and the enemy of life. Shame is a prison of the soul. The soul of each and every mortal human being is in a sick bed deep in the unconscious as a result of shame. (see the final scene of 2001 A Space Odyssey)

Allah is the name of the God of shame. Allah is not a person, as our God is. It is actually a couple, a woman and her son, the queen and prince of darkness. He goes by the name of Oedipus, and I call her “Rachet,” as in Nurse Rachet, from Ken Kesey’s story about how the Christ defeats his tribe’s nemesis, Allah, called One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest. Oedipus is the Antichrist. He is opposite of Christ because he promotes shame, whereas the Christ destroys it. The incarnations of Allah in the Abrahamic stories include the following: Eve and Cain, Ishmael and his mother, Mohammed as his mother. Many more will be named, going back to previous worlds, as I believe that our family is going to stage a public trial of these two extremely depraved individuals. It will blow everyone’s mind to learn just how depraved two people could be. They are doomed to being parasites. Any world they try to create for themselves will fail because that really ashamed guy named Oedipus will kill his own sons like he killed his father and brother (Abel). They must have a lot of girls and no boys in Allahland (everybody knows this is nowhere). That’s why Allah promises lots of virgins to their guys in return for blowing themselves up. They have a big surplus. Anyway, because of their self-imposed plight of shame, they’ve been parasitizing us, the only other game in town, for a very long time.

Speaking of Abraham, I will post something on my website about this most perplexing and charismatic figure, who I believe was also Adam and Satan! It’s too complex to get into here.

Our tribe invented many of the world’s great religions, possibly all, except, of course, Islam. I believe that Rama, Krishna, many Buddhist figures, Lao Tze, Quetzalcoatl, Zarathustra, the Greek philosophers Plato, Socrates, Pythagoras and others were all members of our tribe. Certain Sufi masters were also from our tribe, including the poets Rumi and Hafiz. Allah often comes behind us and scavenges the remains of what we leave behind in the form of empires, religions, and so forth.

The Roman Catholic Church is and remains the church established by Tin Man to serve as his official church on Earth. There will be a disagreement as to the identity of the Christ between the Roman Catholic Church and certain other churches that emphasize the idea that to name Jesus as one’s personal Lord and Savior is to be “saved.” Professing Christ as one’s Lord, Savior or whatever, is not enough. Faith is required, and faith is not something one professes, it is something that one exercises. An exercise of faith in the Christ will be required to enter into Heaven. There will be much bewilderment and confusion if there are two persons claiming to be the Christ, as doubt will cause a faltering in the moment of truth when faith is required. In the end, everyone will go where their actions suggest that they want to go. People whose actions would make it appear that they do not value peace, love, harmony, happiness, etc., will not be interested in our Heaven. I believe that the Reverend Sun Myung Moon of the Unification Church may be offered up as the alternative “Messiah.” He would be put in this role as the invention of the necessity that there be a “Christ” who does not challenge people to give up shame. For those who want their Christ and their shame too.

The requirements for admission into our tribe begin and end with wanting it. You have to want to join a psychedelic, pan-sexual and orgiastic tribe of artists, musicians, performers of all kinds, ecstatic dancers, and other freaks. A person who aspires to Heaven will have demonstrated this aspiration by striving to follow the spirit of the Lord’s prayer to do on Earth as is done in Heaven, to be kind, generous, non-judgmental, non-controlling, and to have given as much or more than one took of the things that human beings generally value. Cheaters, deceivers, shame reinforcers, self-promoters, takers, control freaks, judgers, haters, racists, xenophobes, homophobes and so on will not want to join us and we don’t want them in our tribe either. We just want tender sweet lovers in our tribe, people with the hearts of children, people who are delighted by teletubbies, not people who see them as a threat; these are the only ones who want to join, once they realize who we are. Beliefs and religion are absolutely irrelevant. The Roman Catholic Church will have a role, but it will have nothing to do with religion, but with assisting people with preparing to join a tribe. It’s about getting comfortable with living without shame.

Women: Briefly, Nurse Rachets are not allowed. In our world, men are what they were intended by their Creator to be, namely, his lovers. You can’t bring envy with you. You can’t own or control any man. Men will not be pathetic for your sake as Oedipus is for his mother. You can just be a part of a happy and flourishing tribe of lovers, untroubled by sicknesses of any kind.

You cannot bring Allah with you into our Heaven. I am proud to proclaim that the tribe called Jews is the incest tribe and we celebrate and revel in our incestuousness in the Temple. The incest tribe is the one tribe that survives; we are the tribe of immortals because we followed our parents brilliant idea called Heaven in which everyone is everyone else’s lover. Yes!!! I think it says something about that in the Bible, everyone marrying the Christ. No taboos. Our family values are just a little bit different from the family values of the people who like to throw that phrase around. Taboos destroy every single world in which they are allowed to persist. The only world that can be sustained with shame intact is total fascism. Welcome back the Roman Empire for the Thousand Years of Peace that Hitler spoke of. Fascism is the only mechanism that will keep the peace among those who don’t reside in our Heaven on Earth, in the New Israel.

One last word: I do not know for certain what the true Name of my God is, for he has not told me. If he asked me to tell him what I believed his name to be, I would answer, with the utmost humility and the most tender love and affection: “Oh lover, I am so sorry, I have forgotten what your name is! Please forgive me if I am wrong, but I have a vague memory that it’s Fuck. If it is, please be patient with me while I relearn how to speak it to you with love! For now, can I just whisper it to you when we are together in the Temple? Please? I never want to say that word if I am not saying it with reverence for you!” Why do I guess that to be his name? Because it is the best sounding word I have ever heard. So why wouldn’t the most beautiful word be the name of the most beautiful God? Remember, he had whatever name he has long before someone turned it into a profanity. Perhaps I am wrong, though honestly I hope I am not, because that is actually such a beautiful name. But just think of it for a moment: imagine being the Creator of this world and having your name turned into a profanity by the ignorant people who live like parasites off your love and kindness? This is a very patient and merciful Creator. Wouldn’t you have something like Judgment Day if you were him?

Whatever it is, we’ve forgotten the name because of shame. We have shut him out, afraid to let him hear our own thoughts, afraid to be known. Shame, it’s the human condition and it’s the only thing keeping people from knowing the fantastic truth about what really is, which is His love, sustaining everything that exists. If you say no to that love, it will not be a fun time. People are mostly unconscious as a result of shame, and thus they fail to appreciate the importance of their relationship with the God within themselves. When you fully awaken to know what it means to exist, you WILL know that there is more to life than just stuff floating around in space some of which happens to have this mysterious thing called “feelings,” capable of experiencing infinite degrees of ecstasy, love, despair and anguish. You exist! You could cease to exist if you could stop believing you exist, but that’s impossible, because you do. You are the sustainer of the idea of yourself, you will exist forever, and you are responsible for the fate of your own existence. It’s time to wake up now. A great joy awaits those who accept the gift that will now be offered.

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